Or so the military has taught me

I’m not black, so I don’t have to sit around pretending my dick is huge.

Idk

Apparently many women hate big dicks

It's only because there are so many nigger women in our society that people think big dick is the standard

Like I remember a news clip from russia

Well... average size is average for a reason 🤷

Dude got a surgery for an 8" dick

Women found him completely unfuckable lmao

Does that even work? Never even considered looking into dick enlargement surgery 🤣

Also... that makes sense. Even porn dudes are like 6-7. Not sure why I know that 🤷 😔

@Andrules Well what could be the worst thing to happen? xD

There is a dick enlargement surgery that works

im 4.2 inches

thanks to my asian genes

i have a small dick but I'm not a genius

thanks selective asian stereotype

When you get an erection you should be able to feel more dick behind your balls

The surgery pulls all of it out to make your dick bigger

It allegedly adds 1 to 3 inches

Granted then you get a dick that cant stand up on it's own lmao

7.1 inches here, my greek genes are strong

@Ehzek ouch, why would anyone want to do that?

Idk, because they want a bigger dick?

It's more reasonable than saline injections

That shit is hilariously gay

saline injections?

should I google it?

xD

Like a boob job

For your penis

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oh

It's the stuff of nightmares honestly

Looks like a dude fucked a beehive

kek

Though nothing holds a candle to transgender surgeries

I dont recommend reading that shit ever

Truely Frankensteins monster level shit

I believe I shared an article recently that some nutjob trans added fishscale to have more "realistic" vagina

Yeah that has been making the rounds