so I give them a pass 😛

I liked the greek and roman method more

Noble families sending kids to military schools? That what you’re talking about Mike?

With Ceasar fucking dudes up in person

All aristocrats (males) had to be trained on weapons

as they studied a lot of foreign languages too

being a knight was costing an arm and a leg back then

Brit royal family still does this too

Had to learn how to talk to your sister/aunt/wife

All the same person by the way.

you have to keep the bloodline pur

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This is a solid meme

When you meme, meme like this

Oof

Instructions unclear. I self owned 😔

Hey man

🤣

2" is a bitch at 90 mph

Or so the military has taught me

I’m not black, so I don’t have to sit around pretending my dick is huge.

Idk

Apparently many women hate big dicks

It's only because there are so many nigger women in our society that people think big dick is the standard

Like I remember a news clip from russia

Well... average size is average for a reason 🤷

Dude got a surgery for an 8" dick

Women found him completely unfuckable lmao

Does that even work? Never even considered looking into dick enlargement surgery 🤣

Also... that makes sense. Even porn dudes are like 6-7. Not sure why I know that 🤷 😔

@Andrules Well what could be the worst thing to happen? xD

There is a dick enlargement surgery that works

im 4.2 inches

thanks to my asian genes

i have a small dick but I'm not a genius

thanks selective asian stereotype

When you get an erection you should be able to feel more dick behind your balls

The surgery pulls all of it out to make your dick bigger

It allegedly adds 1 to 3 inches