"multiple tornadoes sighted around city"

wheeeeee

It's that common to have tornados in US?

in Iowa, yes

weather systems from Canada and the Gulf of Mexico clash right about here

Here I probably have seen only one and that wasn't your typical tornados there. It was just harsh air

I see, thats bad

yes, it can be

Once it's all over I'm gonna have to ride around town and see if anyone needs a hand

use my superior Aryan strength and bronzed skin to lift trees

I will be seriously pissed if my house is gone when I get back

I hope not

weather has cleared up in my immediate vicinity, time to check the news

Nothing yet

it rolled us up, direct "hit"

now to see if it did any damage

If I rode northeast right now I could catch it

F

instead I'll just follow it, see if anyone needs help

I'm out

Check your house

I don't think it went over my place

Did the tornado sling a bunch of corn everywhere

Imagine a tornado of corn cobs

there are cows lying around all over, crying out in anguish, oh the bovinity

Shoot them

(grabs M1)

Trooper did that once to a deer in front a carload of kids

(lip trembles over anguished mooo)
"Get off my lawn..."
click

well damn

it hit the airport

🇫

I always had a dream to see a cow-rnado tbh

hey yall

Cornado

tornado

Cornado

tornado

cowrnado

a tornado of cows @Deleted User

A tornado of cows is called cowrnado