Message from @the good jew

Discord ID: 581640621920616490


2019-05-25 00:11:00 UTC  

now to see if it did any damage

2019-05-25 00:11:10 UTC  

If I rode northeast right now I could catch it

2019-05-25 00:11:19 UTC  

F

2019-05-25 00:11:27 UTC  

instead I'll just follow it, see if anyone needs help

2019-05-25 00:11:31 UTC  

I'm out

2019-05-25 00:11:35 UTC  

Check your house

2019-05-25 00:11:49 UTC  

I don't think it went over my place

2019-05-25 00:11:55 UTC  

Did the tornado sling a bunch of corn everywhere

2019-05-25 00:12:07 UTC  

Imagine a tornado of corn cobs

2019-05-25 00:12:12 UTC  

there are cows lying around all over, crying out in anguish, oh the bovinity

2019-05-25 00:12:20 UTC  

Shoot them

2019-05-25 00:12:30 UTC  

(grabs M1)

2019-05-25 00:12:39 UTC  

Trooper did that once to a deer in front a carload of kids

2019-05-25 00:13:00 UTC  

(lip trembles over anguished mooo)
"Get off my lawn..."
click

2019-05-25 00:16:20 UTC  

well damn

2019-05-25 00:16:24 UTC  

it hit the airport

2019-05-25 00:17:03 UTC  

🇫

2019-05-25 00:18:40 UTC  

I always had a dream to see a cow-rnado tbh

2019-05-25 00:31:57 UTC  

hey yall

2019-05-25 00:32:03 UTC  

Cornado

2019-05-25 00:32:10 UTC  

tornado

2019-05-25 00:32:17 UTC  

Cornado

2019-05-25 00:32:29 UTC  

tornado

2019-05-25 00:32:37 UTC  

cowrnado

2019-05-25 00:32:48 UTC  

a tornado of cows @Deleted User

2019-05-25 00:33:01 UTC  

A tornado of cows is called cowrnado

2019-05-25 00:33:03 UTC  

change my mind

2019-05-25 00:33:30 UTC  

a tornado of cowards is called cowardnado

2019-05-25 00:33:34 UTC  

change my mind

2019-05-25 00:34:17 UTC  

Can't change your mind because thats how it's called <:tinfoil:448314181217812500>

2019-05-25 00:56:42 UTC  

And @TheKekscernist was never heard from again

2019-05-25 00:58:35 UTC  

we'll need a new mod tomorrow

2019-05-25 00:58:47 UTC  

how about a semite @Deleted User

2019-05-25 00:58:52 UTC  

joking

2019-05-25 00:58:54 UTC  

take remus

2019-05-25 00:59:04 UTC  

or mike, or andrules

2019-05-25 01:00:33 UTC  

I promise that if you take me I will not take any loan.

2019-05-25 01:01:35 UTC  

Pick me

2019-05-25 01:03:59 UTC  

It takes more than that to kill the West @Deleted User

2019-05-25 01:04:15 UTC  

Spoke with a cop

2019-05-25 01:05:14 UTC  

Reported damage is one cow shed, which I stopped by. No cows hurt. Shed had a house nearby, unscathed. Mobile home park across the street. No damage. Threaded a needle