Message from @TheKekscernist
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Another good movie that should have never had sequels was Highlander
For kid movies terminator was fine,
I'm watching a funnel cloud head toward us right now
It looks kinda cool from the photo
It's literally coming right for us
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Still alive, holed up in a tornado-proof building
"multiple tornadoes sighted around city"
wheeeeee
It's that common to have tornados in US?
in Iowa, yes
weather systems from Canada and the Gulf of Mexico clash right about here
Here I probably have seen only one and that wasn't your typical tornados there. It was just harsh air
I see, thats bad
yes, it can be
Once it's all over I'm gonna have to ride around town and see if anyone needs a hand
use my superior Aryan strength and bronzed skin to lift trees
I will be seriously pissed if my house is gone when I get back
I hope not
Nothing yet
it rolled us up, direct "hit"
now to see if it did any damage
If I rode northeast right now I could catch it
F
instead I'll just follow it, see if anyone needs help
I'm out
Check your house
I don't think it went over my place
Did the tornado sling a bunch of corn everywhere
Imagine a tornado of corn cobs
there are cows lying around all over, crying out in anguish, oh the bovinity
Shoot them
(grabs M1)
Trooper did that once to a deer in front a carload of kids
(lip trembles over anguished mooo)
"Get off my lawn..."
click
well damn
it hit the airport
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I always had a dream to see a cow-rnado tbh