lmao

BURN HIM FASTER

hold the fuck up

you married and american

but yeah, waiting on her perminent right to remain in the uk so we can abandon this ship before it sinks

and you guys thought "You know what's a really solid idea? Moving to Europe."

for real?

well I already paid a ton in taxes here so I got the babies born here for "free"

she left the greatest country on earth for... the fuckin UK

so not only was that a silly move, shes also a fucking loyalist

yeah and I appologise to her regularly

its the accent

no

she can't come back

shes betrayed revolutionary america for the English Crown

1776 will commence again

nah man, had to move where the work was

fine

gimme a job in america we'll be right back there

she's pardoned because I totally have that kind of power

and given my grandfather was RAF I'll waive entry for a dirty Englishman as well

especially after the mayor of london stopped us going to see trump

well he does hate white people so

My dads aactually a native american, hence why I was there to meet her in the first place

oh dear god

even the indians are loyalists

but i discovered quickly Miami isnt america any more

at least its historically accurate

i'd still rather live anywhere in america over anywhere over the pond

except chicago

fuck that city

and SF

and LA

so would I but gotta pay the bills

and Seattle

but other than THAT

@Jes What on earth are you doing that pays so much that it results in more take home pay than the US?

actually if i could raise my kids anywhere it'd be Utah at the moment

in a country that takes HOW MUCH of your money?

IT distribution

sales then?