Message from @Jes

Discord ID: 496769571152330782


2018-10-02 19:41:12 UTC  

I was curious about the gun law, not fussed who/where you are

2018-10-02 19:42:14 UTC  

don't believe you Nazi

2018-10-02 19:42:17 UTC  

im in MD

2018-10-02 19:42:19 UTC  

FUCK

2018-10-02 19:42:24 UTC  

dOXed

2018-10-02 19:42:43 UTC  

sHuT iT aLl DoWn

2018-10-02 19:42:48 UTC  

lol well i still had to ask my american wife what MD meant lol

2018-10-02 19:43:02 UTC  

HES FUCKING STOLE AN AMERICAN WOMAN

2018-10-02 19:43:05 UTC  

BURN HIM

2018-10-02 19:43:15 UTC  

I married her in america if thats any better?

2018-10-02 19:43:20 UTC  

lmao

2018-10-02 19:43:26 UTC  

BURN HIM FASTER

2018-10-02 19:43:36 UTC  

hold the fuck up

2018-10-02 19:43:39 UTC  

you married and american

2018-10-02 19:43:52 UTC  

but yeah, waiting on her perminent right to remain in the uk so we can abandon this ship before it sinks

2018-10-02 19:43:53 UTC  

and you guys thought "You know what's a really solid idea? Moving to Europe."

2018-10-02 19:43:55 UTC  

for real?

2018-10-02 19:44:29 UTC  

well I already paid a ton in taxes here so I got the babies born here for "free"

2018-10-02 19:44:42 UTC  

she left the greatest country on earth for... the fuckin UK

2018-10-02 19:44:54 UTC  

so not only was that a silly move, shes also a fucking loyalist

2018-10-02 19:44:55 UTC  

yeah and I appologise to her regularly

2018-10-02 19:44:55 UTC  

its the accent

2018-10-02 19:45:01 UTC  

no

2018-10-02 19:45:04 UTC  

she can't come back

2018-10-02 19:45:15 UTC  

shes betrayed revolutionary america for the English Crown

2018-10-02 19:45:27 UTC  

1776 will commence again

2018-10-02 19:45:32 UTC  

nah man, had to move where the work was

2018-10-02 19:45:37 UTC  

fine

2018-10-02 19:45:48 UTC  

gimme a job in america we'll be right back there

2018-10-02 19:45:48 UTC  

she's pardoned because I totally have that kind of power

2018-10-02 19:46:11 UTC  

and given my grandfather was RAF I'll waive entry for a dirty Englishman as well

2018-10-02 19:46:14 UTC  

especially after the mayor of london stopped us going to see trump

2018-10-02 19:46:27 UTC  

well he does hate white people so

2018-10-02 19:46:35 UTC  

My dads aactually a native american, hence why I was there to meet her in the first place

2018-10-02 19:46:51 UTC  

oh dear god

2018-10-02 19:47:09 UTC  

even the indians are loyalists

2018-10-02 19:47:14 UTC  

but i discovered quickly Miami isnt america any more

2018-10-02 19:47:16 UTC  

at least its historically accurate

2018-10-02 19:47:30 UTC  

i'd still rather live anywhere in america over anywhere over the pond

2018-10-02 19:47:37 UTC  

except chicago

2018-10-02 19:47:39 UTC  

fuck that city