Well I only have some roaches, so I gas them to death

@the good jew yeah mate most people head to the Murray darling to see them but there also in the brissie river

Wait Mike you have roaches?

@RuthEilhart Where do ya live?

Mice are common, roaches are not common xD

Brisbane

I do have from time to time

***Clean your house***

It's not from the house sadly

What's it from?

I get a lot of wildlife here

Ah I see.

Well I do have befriended two cats

outside my balcony

so they get to work

I suppose I'll get a cat and name him tom.

But currently I don't have money to buy them more food to keep the mercs online

I've named the mice here Jerry.

So they're all named Jerry, the little Jerries.

@RuthEilhart Oh you are a Mythical Australian?

Fucking oath mate

@RuthEilhart ever heard the aussie joke

There's many?

I once tried to date an Aussie girl.

And I knew another.

how do australians have kids? @RuthEilhart

They all like Billie Eilish. Are you not like other girls too, @RuthEilhart

How

they mate @RuthEilhart

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Australia I still believe it's a testing place with all the weird wildlife it has <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

see its a pun

Most of the jokes I know have done under in them

because aussies use mate a lot

tell me a good aussie joke ruth

I've found Australians insufferable with their fowl language.

They need to be like Crocodile Guy.

CUNT!

YA CUNT

Steve Irwin.