@GT1646 That is not how Rome was conquered

My wife and I can usually put back some alcohol. She’s a type 1 diabetic, so it usually take longer before it actually hits. Then it all kind of hits at once <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

@TheKekscernist Rome likely didn't have a female population made entirely of thots

Makes her throw up and messes up her insulin though <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

whiskey is best enjoyed on an empty stomach. Faster and longer high

He makes a fair point

@GT1646 I got married last October dude and I'm 29

I think I've explained my "no longer looking for a wife" stance a handful of times

So don't lose hope

I know it's frustrating

you only got married a year ago?

Tbh I can't drink if I have an empty stomach

👀 👀

its fucking me up :/

🤔 Rags got married since he’s been in here talking shit to us <:smugpepe:445634631950139403> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

@Ragnarok Really? I thought you were married for far longer

oof

I haven't been on a date in nearly 5 years. Mostly because I can't find someone worth dating

@Deleted User been together a year before we got married

That really depends on what your standard is though.

@GT1646 I was in a dry spell for about that long but I was an adult

Yeah, but I'm literally in the "best place possible" to find what I'm looking for

You're barely grown my dude, so those five years don't count

I go to the largest Christian University, which happens to be the most conservative University

i want a sober wife, no smoking, no drinking, and definitely no substance/drug dependency whatsoever

^

yea

That’s super easy @Amadeus

yOuR ReCepTion WiLl bE BoRing

^

Well for my area it is anyways. Not sure about that depressing frozen wasteland that is Alaska <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200> <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

you ain't invited

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Finding a girl that

>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>Is a virgin
>Isn't studying something fucking retarded
>Isn't fat
>Isn't ugly

And is into me? Impossible.

Even at my school.

nah

i ain't marrying no whore

Not interested in dropping that part

Get off the "muh conservative Christian university" complex dude

But hold out hope for a virgin

They do exist