@D-FENS yeah I’ll never knowingly go into a gay bar.

Andrules: (beaten over the head, wakes up in gay bar)
Andrules: "Okay, technically this is fine"

I'm done with women, I think. Too much trouble, not enough return. #dyingalone

@wwezombiegod It's okay mate, we gonna fix UK when we reconquer it under the Empire.

If someone got me like in Police Academy and sent me to the Blue Oyster it something I’d laugh and then leave.

My sister is a super lightweight as well.

@GT1646 That is not how Rome was conquered

My wife and I can usually put back some alcohol. She’s a type 1 diabetic, so it usually take longer before it actually hits. Then it all kind of hits at once <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

@TheKekscernist Rome likely didn't have a female population made entirely of thots

Makes her throw up and messes up her insulin though <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

whiskey is best enjoyed on an empty stomach. Faster and longer high

He makes a fair point

@GT1646 I got married last October dude and I'm 29

I think I've explained my "no longer looking for a wife" stance a handful of times

So don't lose hope

I know it's frustrating

you only got married a year ago?

Tbh I can't drink if I have an empty stomach

👀 👀

its fucking me up :/

🤔 Rags got married since he’s been in here talking shit to us <:smugpepe:445634631950139403> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

@Ragnarok Really? I thought you were married for far longer

oof

I haven't been on a date in nearly 5 years. Mostly because I can't find someone worth dating

@Deleted User been together a year before we got married

That really depends on what your standard is though.

@GT1646 I was in a dry spell for about that long but I was an adult

Yeah, but I'm literally in the "best place possible" to find what I'm looking for

You're barely grown my dude, so those five years don't count

I go to the largest Christian University, which happens to be the most conservative University

i want a sober wife, no smoking, no drinking, and definitely no substance/drug dependency whatsoever

^

yea

That’s super easy @Amadeus

yOuR ReCepTion WiLl bE BoRing

^

Well for my area it is anyways. Not sure about that depressing frozen wasteland that is Alaska <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200> <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

you ain't invited

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Finding a girl that

>Doesn't drink
>Doesn't smoke
>Is a virgin
>Isn't studying something fucking retarded
>Isn't fat
>Isn't ugly

And is into me? Impossible.

Even at my school.