the only time i went to buzzfeed is because someone told me they were a piece of crap like salon

and i went in to confirm

and i confirmed

gota tell ya buzzfeed could have been the new readers digest, but they fucked it up

they are not even good as toilet read

>readers digest
I've not heard of that since I was kid

readers digest was what people used to read on the toilet before smartphones

By the way @Timcast, in case nobody pointed it out yet, in the video you did on the the trolling article, "wont" is pronounced basically as "want" - it's an old word and not in common use any more, so I can't blame you for your mistake

i refuse to correct this error on the grounds that I am morally superior to everyone else

readers digest: fake news you can read while shitting

lol

my agenda is paramount and acknowledging a mistake could undermine my authority

In order to make the world as I see fit I must never admit fault

#no context

lol

Quick, @JDM_WAAAT, send that to Buzzfeed

TIM THE DICTATOR

tim the buzzfeed editor in chief!

How will tim recover?

TIM JONG UN

lol

my great grandfather is from what is now north korea

true facts

(i know thats not how korean names work, butt fuck it)

uh oh, this explains why you Love Donald Trump. someone call the nearest Vox journo!

haha

when he was alive there was no north or south

🤦

Wait, your great grandfather existed before directions had been invented?

:P

hah

he got you there

that's the asian longevity

fake news tim

xD

holy fck

i've got my new pc up and running