he's starting to care less and becoming a shitposter

He's literally becoming tony stark

ONE OF US ONE OF US ...

Attitude and everything

Twitter is probably fucking up what little sleep he does get

Trump needs to delete Twitter too

turning him into Elon Musky

Elon may cure cancer and people will be moaning about the treatment being costly

unless he is using it to test the waters

He's such a nice guy dude

I love Elon

curing cancer is easy its like aids

you stick 100,000 dollars worth of money into your bloodstream

There is nothing Elon can do that would shut up people moaning about him. He's rich, that's cardinal sin.

like that southpark episode 😛

I love how there are journos claiming he doesn't know how press rooms work

"journos"

Even though he's been in hundreds of them for over a decade now

"claiming"

You know how people are talking about how were heading to a dystopia

I think we are already in one

nah

Depends on how you define dystopia

we're in reality

Everything is beyond fucking parody

By some standards we have always been in one

>onion actually going out of business

and yet we're rich enough to post messages whilst on the toilet

I won't be surprised if onion becomes a literal news source at this point

in anything middle class western world is IN Utopia

They don't even have to try to be funny

It would be funny to bring someone poverty 100 years ago to today

They would lose their shit at so much stuff

You know that dave Rubin event

Recently

we eat what we want,
we buy what we want,
we shitpost whilst on the john,
we have sex when we want


what more do you need for Utopia?

less jews! thats right 😄

One of the black students were screaming "THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING OPPRESSIVE TIME FOR FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE"

The closer you get to Utopia the farther it seems

wow what an asshole

For some people as well

For it to be an utopia, it will be a dystopia for a certain class of people