Hold on to that lady

Timothy Zahn wrote him

Aww that's so sweet

he is fantastic

Speaking of books

I saw world war z yesterday

fuck the movie

I want to find whoever wrote that shit

Rip his eyes out with a wrench

Make him eat the script

Max Brooks when into great length in interviews explaining why he picked slow zombies. what do they do? fast zombies.

FFS

And then drive him off a cliff in a burning wheelchair

geezms the poetry

There's so many parts of the book that could have been a movie

Like the battle of five colleges

Or Yonkers

Maybe even the part with the indian general

But no, let's throw everything out

they could have easily made a faithful interpretation of the book

doesnt sell, people want action

I was so looking forward to seeing Yonkers in a movie

there is plenty of action in WWZ

An entire army gets murderee by zombies

unending action

There's laser cannons

Underwater zombies

zombie zombies?

Yes

🤔

And here's the best part, THERES NO FUCKING MCGUFFIN CURE

I hate that shit in zombie movies

the cure for zombies? 😛

they could have just sped up the slow parts, and just have each section cut to the next, no mentioning this is an interview, just have the interviewer narrate parts, then just end on him interviewing the person up in the north, beheading half frozen zombies

Yea, somehow there's a vaccine

Like, fuck off dude

replacing zombies with autism you say?

🤔

It's not even a vaccine

The zombies detect fatal diseases in the movie

how to survive zombies: start dying