Message from @killall9firefox

Discord ID: 470984042985160724


2018-07-23 16:00:06 UTC  

Some drivers are homicidal

2018-07-23 16:00:11 UTC  

Maybe I'll buy pepper spray

2018-07-23 16:00:18 UTC  

But my knife is scary

2018-07-23 16:00:20 UTC  

As I've learned over the years

2018-07-23 16:00:28 UTC  

yeah strange thing happens when ur in a protective 1 ton metal box on wheels

2018-07-23 16:00:31 UTC  

I just live in a pussy country

So i don't need anything to protect myself 😄

2018-07-23 16:00:43 UTC  

I keep a Leatherman and a fixed blade on my belt

2018-07-23 16:00:46 UTC  

not even condoms???

2018-07-23 16:00:48 UTC  

xd jkjk

2018-07-23 16:00:54 UTC  

He never needs them

2018-07-23 16:01:19 UTC  

yeah ive watched so manny ppl almost get in accidents when i lived in a big city n walked everywhere

2018-07-23 16:01:22 UTC  

jk

2018-07-23 16:01:32 UTC  

I keep them on me for insurance, but I hope I never have to use them

2018-07-23 16:01:32 UTC  

almost saw a crash a day at this particular highway exit

2018-07-23 16:01:37 UTC  

3 lane

2018-07-23 16:01:47 UTC  

Had to use the pepper spray once unfortunately

2018-07-23 16:01:52 UTC  

rightmost lane comes from teh highway under this bridge

2018-07-23 16:02:04 UTC  

other end of the bridge the left lane goes into one of the main tunnels

2018-07-23 16:02:19 UTC  

so ppl would fucking cut ppl off last second to go fromt eh leftmost to the rightmost

2018-07-23 16:02:24 UTC  

during traffic XD

2018-07-23 16:02:26 UTC  

Typical

2018-07-23 16:02:36 UTC  

mind u it was terribly designed hahah

2018-07-23 16:02:47 UTC  

so u pretty much had to cut ppl off to go under the canal

2018-07-23 16:02:49 UTC  

drive a tank

2018-07-23 16:03:15 UTC  

Maybe I'm biased, but I think the US is too lax in how we license people to operate 2-ton metal death machines on public roads

2018-07-23 16:03:27 UTC  

DUDE

2018-07-23 16:03:35 UTC  

there was this accident in montreal last year

2018-07-23 16:03:36 UTC  

fucking brutal

2018-07-23 16:03:38 UTC  

in trafffic

2018-07-23 16:03:48 UTC  

this person cut off a fucking oil tanker

2018-07-23 16:03:57 UTC  

then hammers on teh brakes cuz of traffic

2018-07-23 16:04:04 UTC  

truck rams into them

2018-07-23 16:04:08 UTC  

I bet that turned out great

2018-07-23 16:04:17 UTC  

the person in teh vehicule that cut him off was able to get out

2018-07-23 16:04:26 UTC  

Around 40k people die annually in the US from motor vehicle accidents

2018-07-23 16:04:32 UTC  

but the oil tanker got cut and was soaking oil everywhere

2018-07-23 16:04:40 UTC  

and the driver was pinned in his cab

2018-07-23 16:04:51 UTC  

person didnt help him cus they saw the fire n oil

2018-07-23 16:04:58 UTC  

ouch

2018-07-23 16:05:06 UTC  

and ran and the truck driver died in his cab burned to death

2018-07-23 16:05:13 UTC  

this is why you should drive a tank,

Tank doesn't have that issue