I got a machete the other day. And I promise you, you're stronger if you're making a very manly noise.

Shot by what, stabbed by what, and where?

In the *butt.*

yes

In that case I'll take a knife since I'm worried about the bullet passing through to my more precious parts

If everyone's in knife range, it doesn't matter. Knife is probably better in my opinion.

Unless they get a bullseye then things could be different

What's with you people accepting these scenarios. Why not do a cool backflip and avoid either attack?

What do you think I level dex or something?

about as likely as ko'ing them with a jumping spinning kick.

Speening Bahd Keeck.

Virgin dex maxers

chad charmisma maxers

Just teleport behind your attackers

Nothing personel, kid

One time a guy drew his knife on my large and imposing orc character.

And I quite plainly stuck a potato on the end of his knife.

It was the best thing I ever did.

10/10

Now see, that wouldn't work as well with a gun.

Point **proven.**

Knives fuckin' *suck* bro.

Thanks DND for awnsering our quesiton

Please god don't let that be where the conversation sleeps. lol

Reminds me\

There was this CRPG, like Fallout 1, but made recently

Knife build was bloody painful

LMFAO

You either kill them immediately, or you fail

Lynching doesn't always mean hanging. It's just implied.

Lynching can mean 'outcast' but yes, that image is funny for this reason.

Nah, nah

please tell me this is an Indian newspaper

>:U ...

The context is literal lynching

Like, hanging

Well I can say with certainty that that is **bananas.**

Again pardon my language.

@pratel ITS THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER

CHILDREN ARE BEING TOLD ITS LEGAL TO HANG PEOPLE

WHY