why are asians all of a sudden woke

don't they get the shortest end of the stick

I don't think they are.

like in college admissions and shit

No one I know has changed opinions on anything.

Well, their median height is lower than average

Asians are daywalkers

If they're part of the left, they're a minority

if they're against, they're white

Asians tend to want to be apolitical and just master the system they're given

thats joo's

Yews

Fear the trees

it's the Happening

In the self-selecting sample I have, the Asians tend to worship at Universities and adopt those politics. (Again, it's a self-selecting sample, I'm a pseudo-academic)

There's probably Asians seeing the Dems and unis defend Affirmative action and are reconsidering their stances, but I don't know any.

My life feels like a fucking XKCD punchline right now...

Which one?

Just in general.

XKCD sucks

humorless

You've managed to become a stick figure?

Your life sounds terrible

your life feels humorless?

xkcd is good when it's not being political.

dafuq is xkcd?

A very popular webcomic.

Your life is not as good as if it was SMBC?

Alot of physics and tech strips.

I accidentally used ; as a formatting symbol in my radio playlist's song metadata.

...

Let the station play for 3 months before my first report

exported the CSV to report music usage to the appropriate organizations

I just had to retag some 500 songs manually.

ouch.

<:timcat:463067464016855040>

Next I have to audit 3 9000 line spreadsheets.

regex?

Usually fixes these things.

regex?

what's that? how do I use it?

regular expressions.

regex woudl ahve absolutely fixed it