Message from @Rabbi Shekels
Discord ID: 475346725863817227
other kids had the medival castle
Lockers for all
Contro, touch your toes
Meanwhile, I've done nothing locker-worthy. Don't look into my past. I'm perfect.
Dude you want to know how nerd I was? I entered a few lego assembly comps
@Scribblehatch you seem to have a locker stuffing fetish is that a euphanism for something ?
And won 1st and 2nd place
In the both comps I joined
@GingaBomber damn for reals ? that's cool
I won a rakshi for 1st place
...that's not a great prize
In malaysia thats good
Youre looking at like 40 bucks for a cheaper one
Wait, that's BOOZE?
Hell, It was a good prize for me at the time
"Good job with the legos, kid. Now get SMASHED."
Nah, it's a Bionicle thing
"Here is something that will make you very terrible with legos."
It's hard mode
dont forget lego technix
It was nicer on the fingers than Knex
Bionicle was so strange.
I found knex rather painful sometimes
But I liked building Shit like robots with it.
Cant get that with lego. Too rigid
holy fuck ....
they made a porno on the brexxit
Erector sets were pretty good for that, too, if you didn't have a friend who almost cut a finger off with that stuff and so your mom didn't get you any sets
They make one on everything
The public have voted for Brexxxit so Teaser Maynot is going have to use her feminine charms on the leader of The Laymore Party Jizza Cwoarbyn to get the hard exit she wants
On a trip to The White House, Teaser strengths her special relationship with Tronald Dump.
Russian leader Gladimhere Putitin gets hot and bothered when the Ice Queen and First Lady of America, Mania Dump reveals her hot, well-toned body.
Scottish leader Knickerless Virgin reaches out to the German Chancellor, Angular Merkin for support but they end up in a tartan tryst.
Pianne Faggot uses her large assets to persuade a loyal Whorey supporter to put his X under the Laymore Party.
The uniformed masses have to get their news from somewhere 😛
lmao
Pewnews confirmed better than CNN
My god.
Jesus the actors dont even look good
...seen the people they're supposed to parody?
They will parody ANYTHING
Even breakfast cereals
I swear to you I've seen this: "Slutty Bunches of Hoes"