Also that is interesting

I imagine that applies to anything

Kevin Bolk made me vigilant to clickbait

emotional terms like what?

Pokemon go to the polls?

"Never trust an article that tells you what you're about to think about it."

heres another edgy wiselord quote

Any headline with a question can be answered with "No" or something

Doesn’t Tim use that?

yeah

Beatrice's Law of Headlines or something its called

Betteridge*

I realize the more laws we make, the more they backfire, but

Clickbait headlines are a scourge.

They need to fuck off.

nah, laws aren't meant to be bad

But stupid people MAKING laws make bad laws

God, yes those "you'll be astonished by" and "and why that's a good thing" headlines immediately make me want to disagree, and I never get to find out if I actually disagree because I refuse to give them my click

And you'll never believe what happened next.

You'll never believe a clickbait headline again!

Click here to find out why

@Dr.Wol What I was saying was.. Clickbait is such a HAZARD, I could see the argument for outlawing them.

I bet I can: You got halfway through the article and a video started autoplaying and following your scroll and it's not even related to the article

But then I'd also realize "Wow enforcement would be a fucking disaster."

clickbait isn't a hazard,

People should just know better

People are busy.

I'm wise to all the shit now because I've spent so much time in the atmosphere.

if you wanna outlaw the construction of sentences, you need to re-examine your priorities 😦

exactly,

People should learn to avoid it

and if they don't, thats just natural selection

They should, but they don't/won't/can't.

Its like these trigger warnings etc

Well, how is it natural selection..?

When their ignorance gets to thrive?

It's not like those of us wise to this nonsense are the ones awarded with riches and babies.

When you coddle them by keeping away false headlines

people won't know it when it happens again

and they'll believe it

Most of these sites seem to be dying and this level of clickbait is just their death knell as they spiral further down into irrelevancy

better to let them know false headlines exist so they can make up their minds

Hopefully something better can rise from the ashes

Its like trigger warnings,

If you block "clickbait" by law,

Soon you'll have people screetching in a fetal position because of some headline that got through

"You made a No-no headline! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Yeah, I'm not comfortable with any sanctions being placed by the government on what the media is allowed to report.

Sounds too succeptible to corruption, or just poorly thought out legislature