easter was cancelled you kike

"cancelled"

what do you mean retard

@Sir Archbold Wirraway looks really good

cheers lad

did she think its fucking christmas or what

How do i make eggs taste good?

salt, pepper, smoked paprika

eggs

cheese

lol

My HAM

Nice ham

@The-Irrelevant just use butter and a pinch of salt on sunny side up

Yeah basically this

Important thing is to cook in oil

Do i just put a shit ton of oil and butter then?

Then throw some salt on it

Fuck no

Put in an adequate amount, you might have to experiment. Butter will taste much better, but if on a budget any oil will work.

You ideally want it able to be flipped easily but not be drowning in fat

Take it out, put on paper towel.

I'm glad your retard ass blocked my ham photo so you could ask how to cook the easiest food ever

Eggs is literally the food they start kids on when learning to cook. It's absurdly easy to cook.

based

learn to cook retard

@TheLavonAffair post more retarded unemployed cook

Sorry I've been posting in a different server that is much less autistic

whys there a piece of asphalt and chicken nachos

yep that's it

mexican fusion

blood sausage?

no it's a hockey puck

beans

what is that black thing

is that one of those double chocolate cookies

Bacon, porkchops, sausages, pinto beans, hash triangles, egg, and double chocolate chip cookie