cook my baguette

oui

Great. What cut of meat?

Love the asparagus, those onions look a little burnt

pie

that's the worst toast I've ever seen in my life

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@DerekThePlagueDoctor
Reverse irish famine?

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What are you niggers making for easter dinner

easter was cancelled you kike

"cancelled"

what do you mean retard

@Sir Archbold Wirraway looks really good

cheers lad

did she think its fucking christmas or what

How do i make eggs taste good?

salt, pepper, smoked paprika

eggs

cheese

lol

My HAM

Nice ham

@The-Irrelevant just use butter and a pinch of salt on sunny side up

Yeah basically this

Important thing is to cook in oil

Do i just put a shit ton of oil and butter then?

Then throw some salt on it

Fuck no

Put in an adequate amount, you might have to experiment. Butter will taste much better, but if on a budget any oil will work.

You ideally want it able to be flipped easily but not be drowning in fat

Take it out, put on paper towel.

I'm glad your retard ass blocked my ham photo so you could ask how to cook the easiest food ever

Eggs is literally the food they start kids on when learning to cook. It's absurdly easy to cook.

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