Message from @Lagomaster24

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2018-08-08 04:01:49 UTC  

how boring would it be if aliens looked identical to us, because all advanced life forms evolve the same way

2018-08-08 04:01:58 UTC  

Turians would be hype

2018-08-08 04:02:16 UTC  

although the first contact war would not be the greatest

2018-08-08 04:02:18 UTC  

I would hope for the Krogan, but they'd wipe us out without a second thought

2018-08-08 04:02:40 UTC  

also FUCK that means Reapers are real we're fucked!

2018-08-08 04:03:11 UTC  

I mean Star Trek aliens is honestly more likely

2018-08-08 04:03:23 UTC  

the more humanish ones especially

2018-08-08 04:03:30 UTC  

arent reapers just a bigger government?

2018-08-08 04:03:34 UTC  

but whoooo knooooooooows

2018-08-08 04:03:52 UTC  

They are a literal collectivist hive mind

2018-08-08 04:04:04 UTC  

commies would love them

2018-08-08 04:04:06 UTC  

Why can’t we have cute waifu aliens. Oh god, if we meet the Tau we can get rid of the commies!

2018-08-08 04:04:25 UTC  

But the Tau are commies

2018-08-08 04:04:31 UTC  

or are you saying theyd join?

2018-08-08 04:04:36 UTC  

reapers are post scarcity utopia

2018-08-08 04:04:38 UTC  

also GRIM DARK

2018-08-08 04:04:49 UTC  

Star Trek is too

2018-08-08 04:04:59 UTC  

post scarcity that is

2018-08-08 04:05:04 UTC  

The commies can actually have their utopia and fuck off too. Win win

2018-08-08 04:05:17 UTC  

Star Wars is honestly just cyclical

2018-08-08 04:05:27 UTC  

lol truuuuuu

2018-08-08 04:05:43 UTC  

to bad theyll be a lower caste with no hopes of bettering themselves

2018-08-08 04:05:58 UTC  

but hey they got their oh so perfect communism

2018-08-08 04:06:15 UTC  

*dies in warp*

2018-08-08 04:06:47 UTC  

*dies in ork attack*

2018-08-08 04:07:25 UTC  

etc.

2018-08-08 04:07:36 UTC  

40K is not a fun world

2018-08-08 04:07:55 UTC  

I mean it is in game context but if it were irl fuuuuuck

2018-08-08 04:08:12 UTC  

I've never played any of the 40k games, but I know enough to not want to live in their world.

2018-08-08 04:08:22 UTC  

yea

2018-08-08 04:08:41 UTC  

i havent played it either tbh but Arch's videos are fun lol

2018-08-08 04:08:51 UTC  

Yeah, but what you’re the ork. It would be pretty fun then.

2018-08-08 04:08:59 UTC  

If*

2018-08-08 04:09:42 UTC  

"In the Grim Dark future there is only war"

2018-08-08 04:10:05 UTC  

at least no one could use my guns

2018-08-08 04:10:22 UTC  

because my MIND MAGIC would make them work, but only for me

2018-08-08 04:10:34 UTC  

also Orks are apparently sentient fungi

2018-08-08 04:11:46 UTC  

Yeah, diverse asexuals

2018-08-08 04:12:43 UTC  

For the Empire!

2018-08-08 04:13:58 UTC  

Purge the Heretics!

2018-08-08 04:14:30 UTC  

A-asexual