the question is whether theyd join forces or be competing pirate factions

Somalian space ships will fall apart faster than their dingys do probably

in all likelyhood theyd probs kill eachother

well if they already have a rightful property claim on the asteroids and planets, we should probably either leave them alone or trade

I also have to agree that they would probably compete and not cooperate

spaaaaaaaaaaaaace diiiiiiiiiingy

That way they don't have to split the spoils when they take a vessel

Implying the Somalians wouldn’t be part of the slave caste, not due to skin color.

i mean the Metroid space pirates kinda just kill everyone so idk

unless Ridley suddenly became a BETTER FUCKING LEADER

Meta Ridley is a better leader and he's legit just a robot

Although, when aliens ask to see who had us create the space force, we’ll have to show them a orange human in a bussiness suit and toupee

lol

they wouldnt be able to see a difference

"yea we dont really get it either, but IT WAS WORTH IT"

The aliens would just say "Who's that? You earthlings all look the same to us"

the leftists start screeeching

I really hope the first aliens we meet with are like the Turians from Mass Effect

"thats racist!!!!"

“Yea, we kinda do, just come in different shades...”

how boring would it be if aliens looked identical to us, because all advanced life forms evolve the same way

Turians would be hype

although the first contact war would not be the greatest

I would hope for the Krogan, but they'd wipe us out without a second thought

also FUCK that means Reapers are real we're fucked!

I mean Star Trek aliens is honestly more likely

the more humanish ones especially

arent reapers just a bigger government?

but whoooo knooooooooows

They are a literal collectivist hive mind

commies would love them

Why can’t we have cute waifu aliens. Oh god, if we meet the Tau we can get rid of the commies!

But the Tau are commies

or are you saying theyd join?

reapers are post scarcity utopia

also GRIM DARK

Star Trek is too

post scarcity that is

The commies can actually have their utopia and fuck off too. Win win

Star Wars is honestly just cyclical

lol truuuuuu