Message from @Lagomaster24
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That way they don't have to split the spoils when they take a vessel
Implying the Somalians wouldn’t be part of the slave caste, not due to skin color.
i mean the Metroid space pirates kinda just kill everyone so idk
unless Ridley suddenly became a BETTER FUCKING LEADER
Meta Ridley is a better leader and he's legit just a robot
Although, when aliens ask to see who had us create the space force, we’ll have to show them a orange human in a bussiness suit and toupee
lol
they wouldnt be able to see a difference
"yea we dont really get it either, but IT WAS WORTH IT"
The aliens would just say "Who's that? You earthlings all look the same to us"
the leftists start screeeching
I really hope the first aliens we meet with are like the Turians from Mass Effect
"thats racist!!!!"
“Yea, we kinda do, just come in different shades...”
how boring would it be if aliens looked identical to us, because all advanced life forms evolve the same way
Turians would be hype
although the first contact war would not be the greatest
I would hope for the Krogan, but they'd wipe us out without a second thought
also FUCK that means Reapers are real we're fucked!
I mean Star Trek aliens is honestly more likely
arent reapers just a bigger government?
but whoooo knooooooooows
They are a literal collectivist hive mind
commies would love them
Why can’t we have cute waifu aliens. Oh god, if we meet the Tau we can get rid of the commies!
But the Tau are commies
or are you saying theyd join?
reapers are post scarcity utopia
also GRIM DARK
Star Trek is too
post scarcity that is
The commies can actually have their utopia and fuck off too. Win win
Star Wars is honestly just cyclical
lol truuuuuu
to bad theyll be a lower caste with no hopes of bettering themselves
but hey they got their oh so perfect communism
*dies in warp*
*dies in ork attack*
etc.
40K is not a fun world