Message from @Paradox
Discord ID: 476750290205540362
I've never understood how people can't swim.
but i think being a pirate woulda been fun.
It's so easy to pick up naturally.
You flail around a bit, you learn in like 7 seconds the best way to stay afloat
And from there the best way to propel yourself.
You'd have to be an *idiot* to keep trying the same thing that isn't working.
that's one word
Lots of chinese cant swim
Just don't try to swim in pants.
Movies make this look easy.
It's nothing short of impossible after 5 seconds.
there's my mistake, last time i tried I was in my sleeping bag.
The amount of energy this PLUCKS off your body in an instant.
Pulling fabric through water with your legs.
Guys what is your opinion of kansas democratic primaries ?
Le mysterious computer glitch and oit of sudden progressive candidate was losing
🤔
morning nerds
@Senny What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
damn
I woke up in the past
💯 💯 💯 confirmed kills
TOP OF MY CLASS
tbh I wish I woke up in 2012
the movie?
either works
or are you saying you slept through the entire year, like in a coma or something?
well if you did sleep through 2012, you really didn't miss much. whether just the movie or the year.
fucking word
i am writing an engineering document for engineers, not a fucking term paper, stop reminding me of "passive voice". How about you considered revising your action, instead of suggesting i do it.
fucking machines.
the truth it finally out
tim keeps a happer and cickle under his beanie
the truth is finally out
lmao
Wow tim is a russian bot wtf i just woke uo
Up
ahahaha