Message from @Revan

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2018-08-09 04:41:46 UTC  

It is a copypasta but not sure if it is an original

2018-08-09 04:42:30 UTC  

@OofYeetEye Is u illegal

2018-08-09 04:42:56 UTC  

No

2018-08-09 04:43:02 UTC  

I am white and born in Ohio

2018-08-09 04:43:05 UTC  

Cow country

2018-08-09 04:43:33 UTC  

What is your current occupation?

2018-08-09 04:43:51 UTC  

I'm in the state nextdoor

2018-08-09 04:44:14 UTC  

Indiana?

2018-08-09 04:44:18 UTC  

or Pennsylvania?

2018-08-09 04:44:19 UTC  

Ya

2018-08-09 04:44:26 UTC  

I'm from Indiana originally

2018-08-09 04:44:27 UTC  

Indiana

2018-08-09 04:44:35 UTC  

Interesting

2018-08-09 04:45:05 UTC  

I couldn't believe I had an erection. v barely even touched me, and I got hard! Maybe I was like some horny schoolgirl. I stared out the window of his car and waited for him to say something. Maybe I really did like boys. Maybe I just felt sorry for him... All I knew was that what I had said could not be undone.
Do you normally get hard like that?" v asked out of the blue.
I kept staring out the window and squirmed. "No. I've never had an erection before. It is very uncomfortable."
"That's really weird."
I fidgeted some more.
"If you need to touch yourself a little, you can."
I spread my legs and looked down at my pants. "I don't know how..."
"Just... Take your hand and rub the area," v said shakily. "You don't have to take your pants off or anything."
"That's ridiculous," I grumbled, "how is that supposed to please you if you're not directly touching yourself?"
v shrugged. "I guess it's the friction from your clothes.” I closed my legs and stared out the window again. "I'll just wait."
I squirmed in my seat some more as v sighed and tapped his steering wheel. “I mean, I could…”
I looked at him. “You could what?”
“I can do many things…”
“Tell me what they are.”
v swallowed. “I could suck you off, I could just give you a handjob...Or if you wanted, I could actually have sex with you..”
“Y-You’d actually have intercourse with me??”
I noticed v's face flush nearly as dark as mine. “Only if you wanted me to.”
I could feel my erection become harder. “v..” I moaned.
“I would do anything you wanted me to…”
“H-How much longer to your house..?” I whined.
“Not much longer, why?”
I stuck my hands between my legs and groaned. “I…”
v set his hand on my leg and rubbed my thigh. “Is it getting worse?” I nodded in response. “Like I said before, you can touch yourself a little if you need to,” he probed.
then we fucked lmao

2018-08-09 04:45:43 UTC  

tl;dr

2018-08-09 04:46:03 UTC  

read it

2018-08-09 04:46:15 UTC  

I rate that 😐 /10

2018-08-09 04:46:19 UTC  

nigga i can't **read**

2018-08-09 04:48:14 UTC  

it's not gay tho I said nohomo

2018-08-09 04:48:39 UTC  

is this the brokeback mountain script?

2018-08-09 04:48:46 UTC  

lol

2018-08-09 04:56:33 UTC  

Woo boy...

2018-08-09 04:56:55 UTC  

Tim pool talked about that one time he had to bring a culture and identiry object. And he failed that..

2018-08-09 04:57:10 UTC  

I didnt think that was serious, until my bro is telling me his teacher is asking him to do the same

2018-08-09 04:57:38 UTC  

?

2018-08-09 04:58:40 UTC  

Needs a little more context

2018-08-09 04:59:11 UTC  

Was that even Tim or someone in chat while ago?

2018-08-09 04:59:34 UTC  

i think Tim said that about a week ago in a vid

2018-08-09 04:59:45 UTC  

Yeah, I think it was one of his second channel vids?

2018-08-09 05:00:01 UTC  

he got failed or something cuz he didnt bring something in

2018-08-09 05:00:28 UTC  

The assignment was something like "Bring in something culturally relevant to you" and Tim didn't really have anything because of his multicultural heritage

2018-08-09 05:00:58 UTC  

I don't remember that video

2018-08-09 05:00:59 UTC  

fucking green party is jsut russian shills

2018-08-09 05:01:30 UTC  

Smh those damn environmentalists and their Russians

2018-08-09 05:01:37 UTC  

yeah

2018-08-09 05:01:58 UTC  

I mean, we established earlier that being centrist is a Russian position

2018-08-09 05:01:59 UTC  

Making guy in Ohio lose what assholes

2018-08-09 05:03:29 UTC  

can items even be cultural?

2018-08-09 05:04:08 UTC  

I mean, katanas are typically a Japanese cultural relic, in the same way that suits of armor tend to be English/Medieval cultural relics, etc.

2018-08-09 05:04:31 UTC  

Viking helms, Scottish kilts, and the like

2018-08-09 05:04:34 UTC  

What about the spork?