Message from @Revan

Discord ID: 478757025942077441


2018-08-14 02:42:40 UTC  

We must destroy the devils lettuce

2018-08-14 02:42:44 UTC  

ban rednecks to stop ufo sightings

2018-08-14 02:42:51 UTC  

Ban life

2018-08-14 02:43:02 UTC  

Hang all livin cratures

2018-08-14 02:43:04 UTC  

Nah, we don't need to go quite that far

2018-08-14 02:43:05 UTC  

Calm down there Judge Death

2018-08-14 02:43:06 UTC  

ban after life

2018-08-14 02:43:07 UTC  

Just ban sight

2018-08-14 02:43:12 UTC  

make everyone blind

2018-08-14 02:43:21 UTC  

Peaky blinders.

2018-08-14 02:43:21 UTC  

"Your crime is life, your sentence is death"

2018-08-14 02:43:25 UTC  

Bye lol

2018-08-14 02:43:37 UTC  

BAN DEAD PEOPLE

2018-08-14 02:44:11 UTC  

Nah, how else will the dems get votes?

2018-08-14 02:44:23 UTC  

"Revan, you stand accused of death. How do you plead?"
"..."
"Bailiff, make the defendant talk."
"Sir, the defendant appears to be a corpse."

2018-08-14 02:47:18 UTC  

@Revan I deserve to be dead and here no bans let dead people be free

2018-08-14 02:47:32 UTC  

You're under arrest for deadthought

2018-08-14 02:47:42 UTC  

<:beanie:463084349642899468>
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2018-08-14 02:48:12 UTC  

I hope Tim's cat wearing a beanie shows my displeasure

2018-08-14 02:48:46 UTC  

🇳 🇴

2018-08-14 02:49:29 UTC  

🇩 🇪 🇦 🇹 🇭

2018-08-14 02:50:18 UTC  

🇦 🇱 🇱 🇴 🇼 🇪 🇩

2018-08-14 02:50:31 UTC  

😭 nooooooo

2018-08-14 03:06:31 UTC  

I believe strongly that my ex is mad at me for leaving him

2018-08-14 03:06:49 UTC  

Few days afterwards he posts on Snapchat one of those 11:11 things and says “her” like uh

2018-08-14 03:06:59 UTC  

Sadly he does not realize I have a new boyfriend already

2018-08-14 03:07:32 UTC  

Move on and he will do the same

2018-08-14 03:08:16 UTC  

But I have moved on

2018-08-14 03:08:28 UTC  

I got myself a new bf who’s thousands of times better

2018-08-14 03:09:58 UTC  

He a n g e r y

2018-08-14 03:25:07 UTC  

@Revan that is acrually tims cat appalled his beanie is magically flying off his head

2018-08-14 03:25:38 UTC  

I should try to photoshop the beanie onto the cat

2018-08-14 03:32:56 UTC  

That needs to be an emoji as well as one of the cat dabbing

2018-08-14 04:28:39 UTC  

If i shoot the sun, will the heatwave stop?

2018-08-14 04:30:16 UTC  

The more massive a star, the greater it burns. Your projectiles will just add more mass to the sun

2018-08-14 04:30:52 UTC  

What happen if its a magic bullet?

2018-08-14 04:31:05 UTC  

the same kind that "didnt" kill jfk

2018-08-14 04:33:14 UTC  

Magic Bullet™ is a food processor. I don't think Magic Bullets™ were around when JFK got oofed

2018-08-14 04:34:10 UTC  

Very Important

2018-08-14 04:36:04 UTC  

@Real Spicy that's why you'll never ascended and be woke af