thak god i have a thing for girls that dont wear makeup

XD yeah man fucking doesnt help i got a think for skinny pale white girls

Men are better at being women than women are

*thing

Is this gender appropriation?

Yes

Yeah, modern makeup techniques are a black magic. Basically they use shading to change the perceived shape of the face

XD nonono teh trans community applauds this

But that one is allowed

its like drag queens without all teh over-faggorty-ness

LOL i just keep thinking to myself that id make a really fucking good trap

then i slap myself

LOL fuck i mean ive had guys mistake me for a girl from behind a bunch of times (its my fabulous ass)

lol if i was a lil bitch id be liek DONT MISGENDER MEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've had waiters do that a few times when I used to have longer hair

but usually im just like "yo dude dont worry about itm it happens "

They'd come to the table and say something like "what can I do for you ladies" and then be super embarrassed and apologetic

I think I have had women approach me from behind only to give me a look of horror when they saw my beard

i also throw "its aight i know i got a nice ass" if they dont look like htey dbeat me up

XDDD yeah i have a goatee now it was worse before

doesnt help i lose like 6 years when i shave it off

OK, but really I've heard women talk about guys with nice asses, but I have zero idea what their criteria actually is

deosnt help i take care of my hair

not flat

I take care of my hair

idk have u ever seen plank asses

for the ladies

as mclovin would say

XD fuckign right

lol funny cuz if UR GIRLFRIEND has knots in her hair ur jus there like OUH YEAH I GOT THIS

lmao u know it

also shit about massaging scalps n shit

XD yep actually pretty accurate

luckily most of the cute skinny girls i know have got asses

theres like 1 that has hank ass

but shes so fukin skinny that it doesnt show as much

also shes pretty freaky (good way) which defs goes a long way

https://youtu.be/ERjN7itugao