Message from @JULZIFICATOR
Discord ID: 479812186399571979
Yeah, modern makeup techniques are a black magic. Basically they use shading to change the perceived shape of the face
XD nonono teh trans community applauds this
But that one is allowed
its like drag queens without all teh over-faggorty-ness
LOL i just keep thinking to myself that id make a really fucking good trap
then i slap myself
LOL fuck i mean ive had guys mistake me for a girl from behind a bunch of times (its my fabulous ass)
lol if i was a lil bitch id be liek DONT MISGENDER MEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I've had waiters do that a few times when I used to have longer hair
but usually im just like "yo dude dont worry about itm it happens "
They'd come to the table and say something like "what can I do for you ladies" and then be super embarrassed and apologetic
I think I have had women approach me from behind only to give me a look of horror when they saw my beard
i also throw "its aight i know i got a nice ass" if they dont look like htey dbeat me up
XDDD yeah i have a goatee now it was worse before
doesnt help i lose like 6 years when i shave it off
OK, but really I've heard women talk about guys with nice asses, but I have zero idea what their criteria actually is
deosnt help i take care of my hair
not flat
I take care of my hair
for the ladies
as mclovin would say
XD fuckign right
lol funny cuz if UR GIRLFRIEND has knots in her hair ur jus there like OUH YEAH I GOT THIS
lmao u know it
also shit about massaging scalps n shit
XD yep actually pretty accurate
luckily most of the cute skinny girls i know have got asses
theres like 1 that has hank ass
but shes so fukin skinny that it doesnt show as much
also shes pretty freaky (good way) which defs goes a long way
I love Space Dandy shit was a fun anime
@Schedrevka from the bfield vid you posted
It's so blatant and spineless. "we're doing this to better society" Oh shit this isn't make us money - ROLL IT BACK
ok you guys can sift through the rest there are a bunch of good ones in that vid