https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNSt3wJXZk0

WAIT what you get relationship advice from a stand up comedian?

Dick girls, tit boys, same thing

Okay so when Bill Burr says the exact same things I do, don't listen to him either because he's a lonel--Wait. Shit.

someone shoot miss plz

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again?

Bill Burr is popular because people knew this shit already.

shot one of her knees

And it's CATHARSIS to see a comedian say it.

@Deleted User I'd listen to @Schedrevka advice .

"YES. And in so few words! This is hilarious! It's all true!"

But you're like

"EWW WHAT DO COMEDIANS KNOW"

Well, what.

A comedian can't be right? Is that the argument?

@Rabbi Shekels i know, i just want to see what type of ppl i am dealing with here

the girl is real also the dilema

Liberal women r the worst

but the fuck i am going to take any advice from here lol

Why.

tit boys lol

What if we're **right**

@Deleted User super serious though don't friend her

My wife's sister is a super sjw. 35 and miserable fed feminist lies

"Well, don't be right then! Because I already said I wouldn't listen!!"

You sir, are a goob.

make it clear you want to date her else your just wasting your time although that depends also

sorry to hear you have one of those in the family @LotheronPrime

Most sjw females end up miserable

"be yourself" translates into "don't improve"

I would say that. Yes. @Rabbi Shekels

is like toe in toe with an alcoholic @LotheronPrime

I had a friend who was led around for WEEKS because he didn't make it perfectly clear

he got her flowers. Asked her out

And she was all "Ah. :D" but

She had a boyfriend.

She thought some other guy was just being... kind. But not interested in a serious relationship

It was the most baffling shit in the world.

“Had”

got her phone number, shes interested yay