Message from @Deleted User

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2018-08-18 19:47:56 UTC  

I started watching orange is the new black and the nicest prisoner is the man.

2018-08-18 19:48:08 UTC  

Facts

2018-08-18 19:48:14 UTC  

@Deleted User ok so you need to keep hanging out with them

2018-08-18 19:48:19 UTC  

Females be wild

2018-08-18 19:48:32 UTC  

als

2018-08-18 19:48:33 UTC  

o

2018-08-18 19:48:38 UTC  

thanks god I met my wife 12 years ago

2018-08-18 19:48:39 UTC  

When arguing with men and women

2018-08-18 19:48:40 UTC  

some dickgirls seem alright

2018-08-18 19:48:42 UTC  

tell the friend of yours you are interested in her

2018-08-18 19:48:42 UTC  

before crazy set in

2018-08-18 19:48:44 UTC  

There's a simple rule of thumb

2018-08-18 19:48:59 UTC  

When arguing with a man, the man is going to make it clear that his FACTS are going to be a pain.

2018-08-18 19:49:11 UTC  

When arguing with a woman, the woman is going to make it clear SHE'S going to be a pain.

2018-08-18 19:49:58 UTC  

Taken as a whole, though. Not everyone.

2018-08-18 19:50:01 UTC  

okay

2018-08-18 19:50:03 UTC  

bitter

2018-08-18 19:50:09 UTC  

Really though as much as the 'just be urself' shit is annoying and overly simplistic: the most important takeaway is don't try to be someone else.
You can't maintain that forever and also you'll probably come across as a weirdo because you're not used to being someone else.
That's also why there's some truth to the 'just act like you don't care about her' besides it just showing that you don't value her highly above yourself it shows when you're not acting like yourself and just comes across strangely

2018-08-18 19:50:10 UTC  

jesus

2018-08-18 19:50:12 UTC  

When you see the reverse of these things happen, it's the exception to the rule.

2018-08-18 19:50:23 UTC  

not even ina relationship and with your tips miss i want allready a divorce

2018-08-18 19:50:41 UTC  

But most importantly: Don't fucking take advice from lonely people in a politics chat room on a video game chat application

2018-08-18 19:50:57 UTC  

WAIT what you get relationship advice from a stand up comedian?

2018-08-18 19:51:02 UTC  

Dick girls, tit boys, same thing

2018-08-18 19:51:04 UTC  

Okay so when Bill Burr says the exact same things I do, don't listen to him either because he's a lonel--Wait. Shit.

2018-08-18 19:51:08 UTC  

someone shoot miss plz

2018-08-18 19:51:13 UTC  

---?

2018-08-18 19:51:22 UTC  

again?

2018-08-18 19:51:24 UTC  

Bill Burr is popular because people knew this shit already.

2018-08-18 19:51:27 UTC  

shot one of her knees

2018-08-18 19:51:35 UTC  

And it's CATHARSIS to see a comedian say it.

2018-08-18 19:51:37 UTC  

@Deleted User I'd listen to @Schedrevka advice .

2018-08-18 19:51:48 UTC  

"YES. And in so few words! This is hilarious! It's all true!"

2018-08-18 19:52:00 UTC  

But you're like

2018-08-18 19:52:05 UTC  

"EWW WHAT DO COMEDIANS KNOW"

2018-08-18 19:52:06 UTC  

Well, what.

2018-08-18 19:52:12 UTC  

A comedian can't be right? Is that the argument?

2018-08-18 19:52:14 UTC  

@Rabbi Shekels i know, i just want to see what type of ppl i am dealing with here

2018-08-18 19:52:19 UTC  

the girl is real also the dilema

2018-08-18 19:52:28 UTC  

Liberal women r the worst