Jamess

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2018-06-25 03:12:21 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

What if he's wanting to say hi

2018-06-25 03:12:44 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

mixed

2018-06-25 03:13:27 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

Okay but once you shot him he turned white.

2018-06-25 03:13:33 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

what would you do?

2018-06-25 03:14:10 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

You shot him about 5 times

2018-06-25 03:14:24 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

But then out of nowhere he turns into a fucking lizzard.

2018-06-25 03:14:34 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

and then

2018-06-25 03:15:11 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

He goes into his pockets and he pulls out girl scout cookies and he wants to sell them for $4.99

2018-06-25 03:15:37 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

As an apology for coming to you as a mixed person.

2018-06-25 03:15:55 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

o h s h i t

2018-06-25 03:16:02 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

darn

2018-06-25 03:17:08 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

But then

2018-06-25 03:17:20 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

wait

2018-06-25 03:17:26 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

Did you eat the cookies?

2018-06-25 03:17:48 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

son of a bitch

2018-06-25 03:18:16 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

ok

2018-06-25 03:19:07 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

If you look closely on the cookies. you see the chocolate chips on them have an orange color to it

2018-06-25 03:20:01 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

And then out of nowhere they burst out of the cookies and then you realize they are the motherfucking dragon balls

2018-06-25 03:20:51 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

And then a dragon comes out and says "You have summon me, what is your wish?"

2018-06-25 03:22:23 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

*dragon dies

2018-06-25 03:22:49 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

that's one way to wish something

2018-06-25 03:23:29 UTC [Imperium Political Simulator #general]  

We'll continue this another day.

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