Google could just release false info about people they dislike

And everyone would believe then

Them

" Oh wow I sure do love no privacy! I love how the government can look through everything on my phone and decide whats good and whats not! Hopefully they don't kill me for my foot fetish :(( "

Google probably has information that could put many politicians behind bara

Bars

Bras

Mhmmmmmmmmm

We should go back to the time in which the internet didn't exist.

Lol

Im sure they'd love to be behind bras

Best times

:)))

Someone comes onto my farm? Shoot them. Would be an interesting time.

What if he's wanting to say hi

Hm...

Is he black?

mixed

SHOOT THE CORRUPTED CREATURE!

Okay but once you shot him he turned white.

what would you do?

See how many bullets it takes for him to turn mixed again.

You shot him about 5 times

But then out of nowhere he turns into a fucking lizzard.

and then

He goes into his pockets and he pulls out girl scout cookies and he wants to sell them for $4.99

As an apology for coming to you as a mixed person.

I'd shoot him because he's attempting to sell a British man, cookies, asking for American dollars.

I don't have the money, I'd shoot him, and take the cookies.

o h s h i t

darn

But then

wait

Did you eat the cookies?

No

I don't like cookies

son of a bitch

I took them because I could, not because I want them.

ok

If you look closely on the cookies. you see the chocolate chips on them have an orange color to it

And then out of nowhere they burst out of the cookies and then you realize they are the motherfucking dragon balls