Bars

Bras

Mhmmmmmmmmm

We should go back to the time in which the internet didn't exist.

Lol

Im sure they'd love to be behind bras

Best times

:)))

Someone comes onto my farm? Shoot them. Would be an interesting time.

What if he's wanting to say hi

Hm...

Is he black?

mixed

SHOOT THE CORRUPTED CREATURE!

Okay but once you shot him he turned white.

what would you do?

See how many bullets it takes for him to turn mixed again.

You shot him about 5 times

But then out of nowhere he turns into a fucking lizzard.

and then

He goes into his pockets and he pulls out girl scout cookies and he wants to sell them for $4.99

As an apology for coming to you as a mixed person.

I'd shoot him because he's attempting to sell a British man, cookies, asking for American dollars.

I don't have the money, I'd shoot him, and take the cookies.

o h s h i t

darn

But then

wait

Did you eat the cookies?

No

I don't like cookies

son of a bitch

I took them because I could, not because I want them.

ok

If you look closely on the cookies. you see the chocolate chips on them have an orange color to it

And then out of nowhere they burst out of the cookies and then you realize they are the motherfucking dragon balls

And then a dragon comes out and says "You have summon me, what is your wish?"

I kill it, it's witchcraft and thus heresy against God.

I tell it to kill itself.

I wish for it to commite cosmic suicide.

Suicide. An extra sin for a heretic, witch and demon.