Fuckoffsville

Virginia

Outer Heaven

Lolololol who kicked me for saying Fuckoffsville

Thought that was hilarious

I laughed at least

Oh yeah, that faggot shit on b is why I left 4chan

Well I left b, for a while

I do and diy

B was my shit back from 03-10

Every time I came back from a deployment after 06, shit kept getting gayer and gayer

Army

11B

Plain Jane 11B

Also was a combat medic with the Kurdish Peshmerga

Cavfag

Fiddlers Green sounds like a gay bar

Shits fired!

Profile pic is me in Kurdistan with the Pesh btw

Hence the AK, everyone always asks

I fucking miss it

I got med boarded in 2012

ISIS showed up and started I heard about Brett Felton fighting with the Dwekh Nawsha (Christian militia in Iraq), I decided I wanted to go back

Lol I got out an E-5, should've been a 6

Hell yeah

Can't, they only want people pipe SF or SEALS

It's so inundated with prior special operations nowadays

Xe or Academi now

Hahahahaha yeah, it's not like it used to be

I joined in 04

Hahahahaha what a faggot

I've had to escort dudes while I've been the Staff Duty NCO to the barracks because their cunt wives kicked them out of their own housing

At Drum, the MPs would call over staff duty with a van to collect the SM and his shit

Yep, done it 3 times

I loved staff duty, shammed so hard

I was Sham Master Flash

I used to polish boots for beer

My first 2 years we were in BDUs still

First deployment we even had DCUs

So much better than that gay ass ACU faggotry

I wore 4 utility uniforms and 3 different dress uniforms in 7.5 years I was in

As I was 5 different, BDUs had a summer and winter variety

CIF was always a hoot

Especially during transitions

I've got so much TA-50

When I got blown up and medevacd (just a TBI, nothing crazy), they wrote off all my shit as combat loss because the air force lost between Kyrgyzstan and Germany lololol, found it 6 months after I ets'd and sent it to my home of record. 3 fucking duffel bags full

The AF even gave me a letter to give to CIF and I didn't pay shit

Yep, just no sensitive items

No, unit kept those lol and someone stole half my ECW heavy cold weather gear for some reason, got an IOTV and 2 plates though

And ACH

FLC abd all pouches, 3 layer sleep system, random shit like Gerber and a handcuff key that I was issued when we briefly used handcuffs instead of flex cuffs, gave it to a cop buddy because it's illegal to possess where I live ;)

I've heard some horror stories

Fuck CIF

You niggers getting in on hwndu

Fat nigger

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks

For you turkey

My garage wall

Rescued from a Chinese restaurant in downtown Beaumont after Harvey by TX national guard troops

I wonder how many peckers he can get his dick beaters around at once

What's the military

I've heard of it

Forest rangers?

I was in ISIS oncs

Back to reddit

Bcak 2 rddeit

@Deleted User who this faggot

Who's *

Figured it was OH lol, just trying to get him to send me nudes of his mother or cousin

Does discord Monitor language?

So we can have a group called Faggot Brigade, but we can't say autistic in chat?

So was I

Ahahahahaa

Been pounding brews and taking GBs anon

I'm drunk and on drugs is what I'm saying

Who's boipussy you been pounding while enjoying some H2O

Just drink a bottle of ouzo after you down 2 mg of xanax

Maximum good time

The end all of good times

Most fun you'll EVER have

Then you'll be face down ass up for your moms and paramedics to walk in on in the am

@TrollofFate because I am a medic lololol

Literally walked in on 2 cops doing CPR on an obviously 23 wearing only a tshirt and nothing else. 630 am isn't for the faint of heart

An obviously DOA 23 y/o*

Yep. Got a call for an unresponsive person, cops beat us there and were pumping on the chest, even though there was marked lividity (blood pooling at the lowest point of gravity due to lack of being circulated since the heart has been pumping for a while)

Has not *

Nope, only on a pig trachea in paramedic school

It was cool watching the lungs inflate/deflate after dropping the tube

And we do crichothyrotomies instead of tracheotomies how

Now

Much less damage to throat and wo t require a teach collar after

Trach*

Last resort

Trach is easier but way worse for Pt

CLS?