It monitors everything

So we can have a group called Faggot Brigade, but we can't say autistic in chat?

I was joking

So was I

fuk

Ahahahahaa

Been pounding brews and taking GBs anon

Been pounding ass and drinking water boi

I'm drunk and on drugs is what I'm saying

Mmmm

Who's boipussy you been pounding while enjoying some H2O

get this

>mine

I need some drugs to go with some beer lel

just mix downers with upers to stay neutral

I do that with my cough medicine lmao

Sudafed and Benzonatate

Sudafed is an upper and Benzonatate is a downer

Just drink a bottle of ouzo after you down 2 mg of xanax

Maximum good time

MAXIMUM

The end all of good times

Most fun you'll EVER have

just hook a mask to some helium

then you will have a good time

Then you'll be face down ass up for your moms and paramedics to walk in on in the am

This guy knows

I had a capsule of liquid xanax and 4 shots of tequilla once

never again

@TrollofFate because I am a medic lololol

Literally walked in on 2 cops doing CPR on an obviously 23 wearing only a tshirt and nothing else. 630 am isn't for the faint of heart

An obviously DOA 23 y/o*

dead on arrival?

Yep. Got a call for an unresponsive person, cops beat us there and were pumping on the chest, even though there was marked lividity (blood pooling at the lowest point of gravity due to lack of being circulated since the heart has been pumping for a while)

Has not *

lit

ever had to do a trach?

horrible spelling

Nope, only on a pig trachea in paramedic school

It was cool watching the lungs inflate/deflate after dropping the tube