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2018-02-07 02:31:57 UTC

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2018-02-07 02:32:16 UTC

Daaamn

2018-02-07 02:35:23 UTC

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2018-02-07 04:20:22 UTC

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2018-02-08 17:49:11 UTC

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2018-02-12 03:13:32 UTC

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2018-02-13 04:30:32 UTC

Lel

2018-02-13 04:36:51 UTC

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2018-02-13 04:38:14 UTC

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2018-02-14 01:53:36 UTC

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2018-02-14 05:27:25 UTC

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2018-02-14 05:42:27 UTC

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2018-02-14 07:10:06 UTC

F

2018-02-14 13:45:32 UTC

The Clinton body count claims another victim

2018-02-14 14:46:09 UTC

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2018-02-16 16:04:04 UTC

@everyone mizzy's children dox

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2018-02-16 21:39:58 UTC

mizzy dox*

2018-02-27 17:17:00 UTC

tfw Outer Heaven completely abandoned all of its principles as soon as they modded Mizzy

2018-02-27 18:34:34 UTC

oof

2018-02-27 18:39:27 UTC

B T F O

2018-02-27 18:40:22 UTC

ooof

2018-02-27 19:48:44 UTC

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2018-02-27 20:25:30 UTC

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2018-02-28 14:43:12 UTC

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2018-02-28 16:14:34 UTC

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2018-03-01 15:51:21 UTC

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2018-03-01 19:54:43 UTC

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2018-03-01 20:14:08 UTC

Accurate

2018-03-01 20:22:44 UTC

GameStop fw <:MegaJew:392511207057129474>

2018-03-13 23:54:23 UTC

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2018-03-13 23:54:28 UTC

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2018-03-13 23:54:37 UTC

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2018-03-13 23:54:52 UTC

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2018-03-13 23:55:49 UTC

Best response gets texted

2018-03-13 23:55:53 UTC

tell her to show bobs and vagene

2018-03-13 23:56:06 UTC

I already have seen them and I don't want to again

2018-03-13 23:56:16 UTC

She's fat obviously

2018-03-13 23:58:45 UTC

text her this picture with no explanation

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2018-03-13 23:59:11 UTC

Yes

2018-03-13 23:59:27 UTC

Actually doing this cause it's funny

2018-03-14 00:00:17 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:00:25 UTC

awesome, I will await results

2018-03-14 00:00:33 UTC

So will I

2018-03-14 00:01:06 UTC

Oh she mad

2018-03-14 00:01:11 UTC

lol

2018-03-14 00:01:16 UTC

want more broncos memes to send her?

2018-03-14 00:01:41 UTC

Yes

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2018-03-14 00:02:11 UTC

this one ought to really confuse her

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2018-03-14 00:02:32 UTC

also if you have a picture of her I can make a custom one

2018-03-14 00:02:39 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:02:51 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:03:04 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:03:22 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:03:34 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:03:45 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:03:55 UTC

kek

2018-03-14 00:04:21 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:04:46 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:04:56 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:05:03 UTC

She seems very confused

2018-03-14 00:05:22 UTC

🀣

2018-03-14 00:05:59 UTC

πŸ˜‚ πŸ’―

2018-03-14 00:06:36 UTC

here's some text you can send her:

2018-03-14 00:06:52 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:07:07 UTC

You know what goes great with being an unattractive slag? The Denver Broncos.

Denver Broncos are the best footballing team ever. There is no one on earth who can do footballs as good as the Denver Broncos. Many others have tried and failed to be as football. You think you can football like these guys? Heh, get in line, cuck. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being football to football like the kings of football, the Denver Broncos.

Seriously, faggot. If footballing was the olympics these guys would be like the John Elway of football olympics. The Denver Broncos are the alpha and the omega of all footballs, the footballs that came first and last and shall be evermore the football. They own footballs now and forever. Footballs.

t. Denver Broncos.

2018-03-14 00:08:13 UTC

Sent

2018-03-14 00:08:17 UTC

It's 6 texts

2018-03-14 00:08:21 UTC

Lmao

2018-03-14 00:08:24 UTC

lol

2018-03-14 00:08:26 UTC

ebin

2018-03-14 00:08:39 UTC

I'm saving these screencaps, this is funny

2018-03-14 00:09:29 UTC

I have no idea how she'll react but this is gold

2018-03-14 00:09:50 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:09:52 UTC

I've got an entire notepad file full of these copypastas if you want some more of them

2018-03-14 00:10:02 UTC

This is fucking priceless

2018-03-14 00:10:11 UTC

She's completely confused

2018-03-14 00:10:28 UTC

I think that Denver Broncos are going to be footballs for all time. You know how many quarterbacks the Denver Broncos are going to have? Well I'll tell you: ALL OF THEM. They are going to have so many footballs they are going to have to open new football rooms in space just to hold all the footballs and also they will have free parking for the quarterbacks.

If I were the Denver Broncos I would do nothing except rub chili sauce all over my butthole and think about how much football I am. God bless American.

2018-03-14 00:11:36 UTC

How long till she realizes I'm not serious

2018-03-14 00:13:02 UTC

I don't know but I want to find out

2018-03-14 00:13:04 UTC

Peyton Manning had all the footballs once, but eventually he gave them away. They floated off into space and eventually collided and became the big bang, and that created John Elway who was the birth-giver of all footballs and also the Denver Broncos.

But first he had to pass the test to become football. Test was very simple: John elway must stand before God and American and testify to Congress that footballs were all his, and he did and then he also fought the manticore and that was pretty rad too. Then he got all the footballs which were his to begin with and put them in space for them to become the big bang and make all the footballs again for all time. God bless Peyton Manning and God bless American. Footballs.

2018-03-14 00:13:56 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:15:51 UTC

The New England Patriots were Patriots of football before there was football, in the time long ago when footballs were not yet in space. But then Tom Brady was made emperor of all the footballs and gave the footballs to John Elway who sent them into space to become football for all time. And so it was that there was now football.

But not always were there footballs, for some there were no footballs. Those without footballs did not have footballs and thus were not American. But then American came forth and Abe Lincoln freed the slaves which was probably a mistake but he made up for it by becoming a football and punting himself to John Elway who caught him and sent him to space to relieve Tom Brady of all his footballs so Tom Brady could go home to his kids.

Then there were the Denver Broncos, and football was for all time.

2018-03-14 00:16:20 UTC

This bitch is denser than dark matter

2018-03-14 00:17:32 UTC

that makes it much funnier

2018-03-14 00:17:47 UTC

The Denver Broncos cannot be joined, the Denver Broncos join you. They take all the footballs and splice them together with genetics to make John Elway, and John Elway punts you right in the nigger cunt until you bleed football out of your ears and then become Payton Manning.

When Payton Manning licks your earlobe you know it's time to receive football. The football that you receive is not the eternal football, it is just regular football, but it is symbolic.

Take football and run. Run, forest, run. To forest. Run Forrest. With Football. Then give football to John Elway and say "Touchdown!" and you will become football. Then, Denver Broncos.

Sincerely,
Football.

2018-03-14 00:18:02 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:19:40 UTC

John Elway is the king of all that is and was the Denver Broncos. John Elway is the alpha and the omega, also known as scootie puff senior the Doom Bringer. He has so many footballs you won't know where to put them all.

Do you want to know how to spell John Elway's name in ancient Hebrew? No, you don't, because it would convert you instantly into football and you would explode into all football. Football for everyone? Yes, but not for you.

Football.

2018-03-14 00:20:42 UTC

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2018-03-14 00:21:05 UTC

She still thinks it's all me

2018-03-14 00:21:09 UTC

<:Picardia:392506156708265984>

2018-03-14 00:21:21 UTC

holy shit this is priceless

2018-03-14 00:21:36 UTC

That is a nice cowe. Reminds me of the story of the flood from Genesis.

In the days of yore there was no football, and no Denver, and no Broncos. There was however John Elway, for John Elway is eternal. And God said unto John Elway, thou shalt build me an ark, only it won't be an ark so much as it will be football.

And John Elway did build football 40 cubits wide and 40 cubits deep with a circumference of 40 million cubits and a football. The football was pleasing to the God and the American, and he said unto Moses: You should be more like John Elway you raging faggot.

And Moses said unto the Lord: Fuck you I'm a Patriots fan.

And God did smite Moses for his faggotry and there was much rejoice and football was had for all. And John Elway did make more football and put football on the moon and put all the footballs in space which made the world for the third time that day.

Amen.

2018-03-14 00:21:49 UTC

Discord is God's gift to man

2018-03-14 00:25:04 UTC

one more and then sadly I have to get back to work

2018-03-14 00:25:06 UTC

You know what I desire? John Elway.

John Elway is the king of all football and creator of the Denver Broncos. He was cast in bronze and forged from iron 12,000 years ago by the almighty god Dan Reeves, who came inside Rainbow Dash one fateful December night and created Hurricane Katrina which blew all around the world and killed all the black people but unfortunately they came back to life and asked for money.

However John Elway was also born that night, and he grew into a mighty demigod who then set forth on the road to become a full god as soon as he had lunch, and then he became football through the divine will of Jesus Christ and much to the awe of the American he went on to create football in his image.

Godspeed, John Elway, for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Football.

2018-03-14 00:25:42 UTC

I'll let you know if she responds

2018-03-14 00:25:50 UTC

awesome, I'll keep an eye on Discord

2018-03-14 01:27:47 UTC

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