MajorJiggle

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2020-10-25 13:41:36 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle Despite Marcus Rashford?
@Briandao he has helped by forcing an initiative with big corporations to help step in and provide food to the food banks, but the gov haven't budged

2020-10-25 13:43:35 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle people can't be that stupid. They can't. Please tell me I still have SOME faith left in humanity. 😂
@Snowball 🎁
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12933881/marcus-rashford-free-school-meal-rejection-no10/

2020-10-25 13:44:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

There was a petition, protests/peaceful gatherings outside parliament, people crying on tiktok

2020-10-25 13:45:04 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

They're fucking idiots and our police are too scared to do anything because they're unarmed and massively outnumbered

2020-10-25 13:48:57 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I mean,on the one hand, logically I totally get it. They can't afford to, and shouldn't have to pay to feed people's kids whilst they are at home - they feed them during school terms. But at the same time, the MPs in Westminster get £25 per day food allowance even during this lockdown and when nothing is bloody happening. Plus all their other expenses on top of salaries. So, I can get why people are upset, but misdirected anger

2020-10-25 14:13:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I also found the actual Revolver News article

2020-10-25 14:14:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'll link it in the news channel too, and that has the PDF link for the full report

https://www.revolver.news/2020/09/the-truth-about-hunter-bidens-china-entanglements-is-even-more-sinister-than-previously-thought/

That work?

The article has a link to the PDF of the full report too

2020-10-25 14:17:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> china has also been releasing more photos of hunter smoking crack
@Reverend we are all so shocked by that

2020-10-25 14:19:21 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> This is absolutely damning evidence.. How the hell is Biden able to run for President
@Pennywise he isnt so much running as he is stumbling along whilst being held up by strings from unseen hands above him

2020-10-26 17:44:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

This whole covid thing has been real fun for folks like me who sneeze if a dust particle even looks in my direction

2020-10-26 17:45:09 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Lemme find that link that shows the tests that were giving positive COVID-19 results to papayas

2020-10-31 22:54:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Evening all

2020-10-31 23:21:24 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Kids as a deterrent for unsafe sex only works if you don't then provide the unprepared parents with free housing & financial aid to support said kids

2020-10-31 23:23:37 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Don't want babies? Don't have unprotected sex
@Porter I think a better tagline is "dont want your dick to sprout warts and become useless or your vagina to turn green? Practice safe sex"

2020-10-31 23:24:56 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> But birth control should be covered by insurance to prevent pregnancies
@Draconem_Dominus why should it be anyone's responsibility other than the participants to make sure you have safe sex? Seriously.

2020-10-31 23:26:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

But insurance doesn't cover other "protective things"? It doesn't give you a hard hat and a bubble-wrap suit so you dont get injured

2020-10-31 23:27:27 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I dont necessarily think sex needs to be sacred, but your body is fucking fragile so look after it

2020-10-31 23:28:47 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

How would contraception on insurance even work? Would a broken condom invalidate your entire policy? 😂

2020-10-31 23:30:43 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle no one gets condoms through insurance 😆 , it is always pill, shot, or iud
@Porter so, if you somehow got pregnant despite them, do you get a payout?
I'm in the UK btw. I have no idea how the insurance healthcare system works

2020-10-31 23:31:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I have so much Halloween candy and not one trick or treaters

2020-10-31 23:32:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle , haha no, you are just pregnant. Then insurance will usually cover the delivery up to the cost of the deductible, which for my wife and I was $1500
@Porter thank you for the explanation!

2020-10-31 23:32:56 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> I refuse to ever eat a Hershey's bar ever again.... just saying... those things are GROSS
@SnowWhite❄ even cookies and cream!?

2020-10-31 23:34:45 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Yeah in America we pay a premium for our insurance. Most good plans get preventative services fully covered all the time (i.e. physicals, checkups, dental cleanings. ect.) some things you have a "co-pay" so X-rays or special services at the doctor you owe some and the insurance company owes some. Then for the BIG HUGE things you have to pay up to a certain point (called the deductible) before the insurance company really pays the rest of a big procedure or treatment.
@Porter it still blows my mind you all get "physicals". We only get to see a Dr once something is wrong 😂

2020-10-31 23:35:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

We all know the only real religion is The Force

2020-10-31 23:36:49 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> New topic: best flavor of ice cream
@𝓓. 𝓢. salted caramel

2020-10-31 23:38:23 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Bacon flavored ice cream
@Max4Z maybe if it had maple syrup too 🤔

2020-10-31 23:39:55 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> I think religion is a waste of time. Live life for yourself not some “eternal being” that may or may not exist
@Draconem_Dominus it's more commonly used as a way to find strength when you feel hopeless. It's not about living to get to a certain afterlife or to appease a certain maker. It's finding a resonance within the teachings of a religion that simply help you through the hard parts

2020-10-31 23:41:48 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Eh that’s not what I’ve seen religion used for in my life
@Draconem_Dominus then I offer my sincere condolences that you've seen the poop side of it

2020-10-31 23:43:32 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I've seen both sides, and although I wouldn't say I'm fully Christian, I have recently been using a bible app, and honestly, the daily proverbs and little stories have helped me find strength during really hard times right now

2020-10-31 23:44:10 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> I’m a peasant who mixes his whiskey with red bull
@𝓓. 𝓢. I speak for all of Scotland when I say this: HEATHEN!! 😂

2020-10-31 23:45:19 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Only thing I push onto others is to stop being assholes to each other, that facts dont care about your feelings... and that red bull shouldn't be near whisky 😂😂

2020-10-31 23:45:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

😘

2020-10-31 23:46:30 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

...put gloves on?

2020-10-31 23:46:43 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Put your hands under the covers?

2020-11-01 15:53:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

"Muslim feminist" 🤔

2020-11-01 15:54:55 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Ok, but what God makes a woman cover her face and chest "as a sign of innocence"? Are Muslim men so horny that women need to cover themselves up so Muslim men can't simply do whatever they want with them?
@LuckyPuffy apparently, yes

2020-11-01 15:55:43 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> And what God allows you to be **this** horny, other than Allah?
@LuckyPuffy I mean, the prophet married an 8 year old, so 🤷‍♀️

2020-11-01 15:56:47 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Wtf is Roblox. Is it the new minecraft?

2020-11-01 21:12:53 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Afternoon/evening!

2020-11-01 21:14:01 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Howre yall doin the beautiful day?
@BecnPat29 great,considering it's Smunday! How are you?

2020-11-01 21:14:56 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Woop woop

2020-11-01 21:16:53 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Don't fuck everything. Cacti are not receptive

2020-11-01 21:17:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Get yourself in a really prickly situation if you do

2020-11-01 21:18:35 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Or really anything that will give you more holes than you were born with

2020-11-01 21:19:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Kanye is just stealing Biden votes so people dont vote dem because they dislike Trump

2020-11-01 21:19:37 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Giving them a 3rd option I guess

2020-11-01 21:20:17 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Kanye wins, first order: everyone on staff wears Yeezy sandals 🤣😂

2020-11-01 21:21:17 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I can never tell if Kanye is the absolute master of keeping a straight face and trolling everyone, or if he is just nutso

2020-11-01 21:22:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> He's said himself when he's writing music he goes off his meds
@mikeflarkin this explains a lot 😂

2020-11-01 21:23:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Yup

2020-11-01 21:23:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Plus, ya know, everyone loved him up until that point

2020-11-01 21:40:51 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Turn it off and on again

2020-11-01 21:41:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

My hobby is sleeping or watching youtube whilst my children sleep

2020-11-01 21:42:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

😂

2020-11-01 21:42:42 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> I work close to 40 hours a week and I have school
@Jwolf oof

2020-11-01 21:45:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> My summer is going to be interesting, I might be working 60-70 hours a week
@Jwolf hard work, can be rough, but you'll kill it. Just make sure you look after yourself too

2020-11-01 21:45:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

No point working all those hours if you burn yourself out,youngblood ❤

2020-11-01 21:46:22 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> I have a work ethic like no other
@Jwolf you better be eating and drinking enough too *mom voice*

2020-11-01 21:48:05 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> My sister didn’t get this trait though, she can barely keep a job.
@Jwolf I have a 23year old niece who has never worked a day in her life

2020-11-01 21:49:11 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

She has also started - and abandoned - at least 5 college degrees. Including fine arts 😑

2020-11-02 16:51:05 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Biden doesn't have any real support. He's just got a few people willing to sign deceased people up to vote. I wonder how many of them were his former friends?...
@Okori Inaka that's not true, there are the folks holding him up by the armpits, the ones pulling the strings, the hidden guy in his suit moving his arms and making his mouth move

2020-11-03 14:04:58 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @Dstar_Destroyer aren't rappers suppose to be against the establishment?
@Dante I guess "fuck da police" means support whichever side wants to do just that

2020-11-03 14:05:59 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle yeah I suppose so, except its "defund/disband da police" in this instance
@Dante they get screwed either way

2020-11-03 14:07:11 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

The heck is latinx?! Is that like a broader "xir"?

2020-11-03 14:07:23 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Dumb

2020-11-03 14:08:14 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I've a close friend who is half Latina and half Hawaiian, and I can imagine her going off if someone called her latinx

2020-11-03 14:09:17 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle why is your username “MajorJiggle”?
@the_undead_gamer I mean, pretty self explanatory really 😂

2020-11-03 14:10:30 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle You make some mean Jello?
@Xioz exactly. And blancmange.

2020-11-03 14:11:18 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle so have major jiggle when you walk?
@the_undead_gamer I have some jiggle in my posterior when I move, for sure

2020-11-03 14:11:44 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @карина literally wtf is wrong with her, who would be persuaded by that video to vote?
@ingrossob the same people who thought her meat dress was cool

2020-11-03 14:12:44 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

🎵 can't reason with crazy 🎵

2020-11-03 14:14:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I miss Myspace Tom. He didn't push any agenda. He just taught us how to use CSS, made his money, then scooted off

2020-11-03 14:15:03 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Minecraft is full of disgusting content, honestly

2020-11-03 14:16:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @GoldenLake Giant obsidian phallic symbols.
@Xioz I was more meaning the weirdos that make naked characters and minecraft pron then post it to youtube for kids to watch

2020-11-03 14:18:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

My kid got a kids fire tablet for her birthday last year, and honestly, checking content and finding some of the stuff out there that's obscene yet clearly aimed at making youngsters watch it, is terrifying

2020-11-03 22:07:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

FYI,Fox News isnt owned by Disney,but it IS owned by Rupert Murdoch which isnt great either lol

2020-11-03 22:09:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Lady Gaga wasted carbon atoms

2020-11-03 22:09:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Instead of making her, those carbon atoms could be something useful. Like a pile of cow poop

2020-11-03 22:11:00 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> that lady gaga endorsement was the cringiest shit i've ever seen
<@765185737003106325> clearly you've never seen Theresa May (ex prime minister of england) dancing then

2020-11-03 22:12:05 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> does anyone here like shrek
@Jackdempsy I'm scottish... so.. nope 🤣

2020-11-03 22:13:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> is joe aware he's running for president yet? 😦
@HyperEvolution think he still believes he is running for senator against George

2020-11-03 22:15:25 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> if trump wins they are going to attack the white house and take a shit in the oval office..that is the rumours i am hearing
@luminoussun the people saying that shit are the same ones who wanted to storm Area 51. "They can't arrest us all"... noooo, but they can shoot you all!

2020-11-03 22:18:27 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I mean, I'm british and I dont want to flipping pay British taxes, so I get it 🤣😂

2020-11-03 22:22:36 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

"Who the hell... is in.. Delaware!?"

2020-11-03 22:23:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'll make a deal: send all dems hereto the UK, where they can have their socialist healthcare and education systems, and let me move to the USA

2020-11-03 22:23:45 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Deal? Deal.

2020-11-03 22:24:46 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> The annoying thing about today is that we know at least 30% of trump votes were discarded
@Riddle not without a LOT of money (around $500k) in businesses or marrying a citizen I can't

2020-11-03 22:26:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle i wanna immigrate too. you go first and then marry me 🤔
<@765185737003106325> I might need to win the lottery first.
Or maybe I need to aim for getting hired as a British nanny a la Mrs Doubtfire 😂

2020-11-03 22:28:11 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> @MajorJiggle oh shit are you a crossdresser? <:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>
<@765185737003106325> I dont think so... my name isnt Mike smh

2020-11-03 22:28:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

😂

2020-11-03 22:29:21 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

These the same polls that gave Killary a 98% chance of winning?

2020-11-04 10:53:09 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

If I have to yell at one more idiot Dem moaning about "their democratic country", and point out it's a Congressional Republic, I might fly over there just to punch someone 😂

2020-11-04 10:54:04 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> U all should brace for a biden Presidency
@lilgbengs women across the USA are shaving their heads in preparation!

2020-11-04 10:54:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Wait.. is that why liberal women usually have short hair!? To prevent the Biden sniffs!?

2020-11-04 10:55:04 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

> Aemrica is not that democratic as they'd like. @MajorJiggle
@LuckyPuffy go tell that to North Korea

2020-11-04 10:56:31 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

In American you can LITERALLY go on TV and say you wish the President would get murdered. Try that crap elsewhere, let me know how that works out.
Jeez, here in Scotland I can't even offend someone without possible jail time 🤣

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