I guess now isn't a good time to talk about the bible app just downloaded

Just agree to disagree. I know plenty of bible bashers who are butt holes, and likewise plenty of atheists who are absolutely incredible humans.

Never hear about buddhism bashers

Wonder why

> Cause it’s not that weird for a human to want to make a simulation of humans
@активист черной жизни mis-read as "stimulation", but I guess both are correct hah

> Let's try a collective agreement.
> Here we are all moral and good people, with just certain disagreements on certain issues.
> Being divided on just a minor perception is not productive.
> What do you say?
@KyrosTheWarrior how dare you bring logic onto the internet!

> @MajorJiggle FITE ME <:benshapirolasereyes:736783642205880320>
@KyrosTheWarrior <:Trigglypuff:758720194646114385>

Suffocate in my arm folds, heathen

I don't think we get taco bell in Scotland

Even if we did, they'd ruin it by putting haggis in it or some nonsense

> here's somebody mentioned Scotland (happy bagpipe sounds) only the Scottish can make wearing a dress look manly
@Kapkan clearly you've not seen the same skinny-ass legs of most blokes wearing them if you think they look manly Haha

> @MajorJiggle very good point but there's always that one guy at the pub who's either really fat or really big
@Kapkan usually called Mac

Nobody wants to get Yeezys

> All girls now are either lesbian or hot Cheeto girls
@активист черной жизни maybe try "women" instead of "girls" then? Might fix your issue

I mean, if you're talking about around colleges etc, of course everyone looks the same. People travel in herds. They gotta stick with their pack or they might get picked off by weird outsiders

> @SpaceDandyJoestarGG Right 😆 But yk.. most people are surprised I’m conservative.. I look like a leftist 🤣
@Al <3 saaaaame

If someone could come "liberate" Scotland from our socialist leader, lots of us would appreciate it

I'll even make sandwiches

> What sandwiches are we talking about?
@KyrosTheWarrior the kind with bread, meat, cheese

> but yall have kilts. those are super liberating.
@Arkayde we also have laws preventing me from carrying a swiss army knife on my person in case I go on a rampage

> What about a Scottish army knife?
@Arkayde that would be a claymore and is probably taller than I am

There are a lot of redheads. Mostly beardy guys though.
The dialects are wild. I cannot understand the really thick accents at all.

...deep fried pizza is a thing over here

> From 1 to America, how free is Scotland?
@KyrosTheWarrior 1

...you aren't allowed AIR RIFLES

Have you all seen our new "hate speech" law!?

Basically, if you say/write anything that can be construed as offensive by anyone, you can go to jail.

Yup! So, if, say, you accidentally used the wrong pronoun on a person? Fine/jail/on a list for hate speech

It doesn't even have to have been done with intent, and the wording is VERY vague

> To the Scottish gulag!
@KyrosTheWarrior time to throw rocks and hope it's not snipers only

> Maybe some time away from the EU will do Scotland some good. air out a bit of that "progressive" sentiment the EU pushes so hard.
@Arkayde not whilst we still have this socialist 14 year old boy in charge

> Fun fact! Iceland is one of the few populated places with no mosquitoes!
@KyrosTheWarrior I'm in!

> wait wait 14? that a kid
@Kapkan look up "Nicola Sturgeon" and tell me she doesn't look like a young guy lol

> @MajorJiggle you new here?
@ThiccTomato yessir/maam

> yup that a 14 year old kid or background actor in the Lord of the Rings @MajorJiggle
@Kapkan that's offensive to Gimli

We have snow on the mountains here already

Also currently have an amber alert for flooding hah

> Double oof
@ThiccTomato that's what she said when I gave her the Spock

> Where I live, we went 7 months without a rain.
> When I visited London, they told me they were having a drought because it hadn't rained in a week.
@Arkayde accurate as heck

Oh, cool. Gotta reinstall all the Data Packs now so I can play. Not like I just spent 8 hours downloading the actual freaking updates

I mean, on the kids tv channel (cbeebies) they've been talking about "your favourite black figure in history" for the past 2 weeks

My personal favourite was a 3 year old girl who apparently decided to dress herself as Rosa Parks for national book day. No parental pressure at all there

If you ask a 3 year old girl in the uk who they want to dress up as, it will be Elsa, Peppa Pig, or some other random princess. Until their parents get involved

History should just be history. No black/white division. Just the actual history, focusing on the most relevant bits to your own country, and progressing to world history as you get older

> I remember reading something from Tim Pool about an editor being upset their daughter chose pink dresses as they were raising her "gender neutral"
@hyliandragon I read that too. Trying to raise their child gender neutral so "they can decide", and getting mad when they pick the stereotypical little girl ideals

> fuck it makes me scared for the future
@Wardog I think there are plenty with their heads on straight. They just don't shout about it

Plus, those asswaffles will end up with children who resent them for forcing their ideals on them, once they get into the real world and see how little it helps them

> unless they get completely brainwashed, and then college finishes the job... then they will be completely braindead and will force the idiocy and degeneracy upon their children going forward.
@Wardog brave of you to assume they will get into college

Can't imagine trying to help a kid with homework off the back of a gender studies diploma hah

> @MajorJiggle at this point, who doesnt get into college??? especially with affirmative action, and the left trying to make affirmative action even worse... most people dont even think about the fact they are going into debt to get worthless degrees they wont be able to use once they get out...
@Wardog good point. I think I forget that it's way easier & more accessible now than when I was trying for it

I'll be hoping my kids go my route - getting qualifications whilst employed. Or trade school.

Adrenaline? Your circulatory system?

> when liberals say ''minorities don't have opportunities like white people'' yet they can get free scholarships just cause of their race
@BrightPopz but muh "positive discrimination:

> Honestly MajorJiggle. Its great how accessible "education" is, its disgusting how little educating actually happens and how its mostly brainwashing... Im so fucking scared to have kids in the future. At this point, the only way would be to homeschool them... but how will that work if my carpentry/voice acting careers take off and take up a lot of time?? what if the woman I choose to be with decides she wants to have a career as well? (I dont think women HAVE to be homemakers) its going to be really scary homeschooling them while working and earning money and putting them on the right path for success while letting them develop their own opinions and ideas and ways of thinking. forget having a baby... this is the terrifying part...
@Wardog literally the struggle facing me right now. Homeschooling vs money making

> How old are you, if you dont mind me asking @MajorJiggle?
@Wardog 31, with the mental age of both an 18 year old AND a 60 year old

> @MajorJiggle okay! I just turned 21 yesterday. I have the mental age of a 15 year old and a boomer.
@Wardog good age! All the good stuff ahead!

> @MajorJiggle fuck I sure hope so. its been rough so far. now that I can drink things look a little less shit though LMAO
@Wardog whisky. Whisky helps deal with all the dumbfuckery

...I'm now on 5/7.97GB of my data packs so I can finally play CoD. 8 hours of updates

> @MajorJiggle Straight up whiskey on the rocks, or do you prefer cocktails?
@KyrosTheWarrior straight up!

I like cocktails too, sometimes, but if it's whisky it needs to be neat

> I love Coca Cola way too much, and I think Ill mix just about anything with it. Vodka and coke sounds weird, but apparently its a thing and I liked it.
@Wardog if you can get some; Jim Beam Red Stag, with all bit of cola mixer? Alcoholic cherry cola and super easy to drink

I've only heard it called a cubra libre too

Did the romans have rum? I thought they were wine drinkers 🤔

So were oysters! "Chicken of the sea"!

Shrimp are gross

Hello!

> All crustaceans give me a slight itch on the throat. My body is slowly getting accostumed to it, evolving from an allergy to an annoyance.
@KyrosTheWarrior well,you're generally meant to remove the shell first before you swallow it

Potatoes

Pow-tay-tows?! Mash em, fry em, put em in a stew?

Aww poor wee man 😂

I'm sitting on this Discord, waiting for my game to download, making sarcastic quips. Of course I got the reference! Nerd alert

Chips From America

I used to live near London. They really do talk like that

It's terrible

So, fun story time kids: a town near me actually got a Chick Fil-A installed. Was a huge deal! Locals were so happy because yay! Real fried chicken! (There are no other take out places in this town that do that - or within 50 miles).
Then someone decided CFA is racist and anti trans etc, and made a petition to shut it down. Got signed by 200k people. Town population is 10k.
Yup. It was closed within 2 fucking weeks

I'm still mad as hell. I never even got to try it

😂

Dun dun duuuuun

That is a new level of "special".

> Have you experienced that thing where you say your political ideas then get fucked by everybody in your school for being republican?
@WarriorCode2416 you must be new here

> @MajorJiggle deadass just joined so yeah lmao
@WarriorCode2416 well,welcome to the more tolerant side!

Shapiro isn't too bad, he says some rather "radical" stuff, but mostly he shares facts

> radicalism is good?
@Captain Riker radicalism in any form is bad news dude

Afternoon/morning folks

The fact you even have to point out that that is sarcasm makes me sad

> And not reporting it
@Reverend why would they report it? Just standard "donations" from the parents of kids who HAPPEN to do extremely well and get into Harvard even though they don't know squat

I can't buy an air rifle either man.

Oh wait, you mean the OTHER AR

I'm more concerned with America than I am the UK (where I am),because America is meant to be the example of freedom the rest of us look up to and it's getting screwed over by corruption at every level

Plus, we are screwed already. Unless the general population of the UK really gets their heads out of their asses, we're not going to recover

I'd happily die for American ideals vs the ridiculous bull-poop we have being pushed at us here in Scotland right now. Socialism. Bah

Ooft

> They literally take down anything that isn’t #biden2020
@Reverend I made a "joke" on my Facebook earlier that I'm seeing an awful lot of adverts for life insurance and maybe I've made one too many anti-Biden jokes 😂

We have fun new hate speech bills being argued here. It will be an offense (that can get you jail time), for OFFENDING someone.

Upsetting fee-fees can get you thrown in prison.

> Wait. There are fees for fees?
@Snowball 🎁 fee fees =feelings for poor widdle fluffy liberals

> Oh lmao the latter would've been depressing 😂 @MajorJiggle
@Snowball 🎁 we probably have those too, but my bad with the slang haha

We currently have a whole thing this side of the pond because the English government decided they're NOT going to continue providing free meals to kids from low income households during the school holidays

😬

Imagine saying you're literally going to riot and protest because you have to feed your own kids whilst they're at home for 2 weeks