I'm debating my choices for national guard right now it is between army and air force, any suggestions?

@A Person well right now i specialize in carrying heavy loads, and physical stuff and marksmanship, and I'm in Army JROTC

yes i was a civilized crayon eater back in kindergarden

i aint got the money to buy my way into that i work on a farm for cryin out loud

as long as i can see boom booms and pew pews im happy

depends on how i do on my asvap

im taking that mid november

asvap is mor of a placement test that tells you what your good at

im good at home made explosives and long range shooting

4th of july is a little crazy up here

no

very legal

you just tie a bunch of fireworks together facing opposite ways and run

not illegal at all

the next best thing is tanerite and gunpowder

maybe

i was looking at para rescue jumper

i already jump outa planes for fun

alaska is nothing but adventure and redneck engineering

yes

rip

hope ya like rain, rain, rain, dead fish, more rain, and bears

i lived in southeast for 4 months

it raind 3 out of 4 months non stop

nah

wasilla my guy

its all of the southeast united states in a nutshell

we are Texas, Alabama, and Florida's love child

anchorage has the highest crime rate per capita, highest crime against woman, most dangerous city in the united states for woman

Chicago of Alaska

its not the best

anything that has the word "view" in it is bad

except "ocean view"

that's all the preppy white rich kids

where you at?

oof

thats too close to new york

its 7 hours too fairbanks

4 if im driving

only 369 miles

i biked it last summer

yea

glock 40

and it gets to 90 degrees in the summer

and my balls are bigger

-40

not that bad

the worst i have been in -86

and yea my car freezes

yea

freezes before it hits the ground

thats it?

we have around 3 on a normal snow

ye

its hockey season rn

whats a shovel?

i just use the bulldozer

haha

we have good skiing and snowboarding though

and hunting is great

you can choose up here

rainforest, tundra, woodland, or swamp

thats your huntin options

yea

southeast alaska is a rainforest

im pretty sure its like the only rainforest in north America

the cedars are around the thickness of a redwood in some parts

it rains 8 out of 12 months of the year mostly

then you get one month of sun and then 3 of snow

yea

the sun doesnt set in the summer

it just moves behind the mountains halfway and then its back up

if i dont have hockey, snowboarding, work, or school im sleeping in the winter

im around 9 miles from town

LEFT TURN LEFT TURN INDY CAR

yes

i love how nobody follows rules up here

the ice hotel is in fairbanks and northpole

paleo how old are u lmao

same

im barley 16

i can join at 17

12 more months boys

oof

when i told my grandpa i was going into the military all he said was "at least someone in this family got balls"

then he threw a beer at me

then we went fishing

yes

i have a tactical beer holster

and?

there is one small law

it is legal to drink on private property at 14 with parental consent

ye

as long as you dont go out in public drunk

lmao

i barley drink beep

beer*

straight vodka and whiskey is the best

yes

eh