You want those wacky numbers on the back of my credit card?

sure

im barley 16

420

@akhockey youre about to join the military though

ohhh

you mean in the future

i can join at 17

12 more months boys

oh ok

That's a joke. That's a joke.

congrats

I cant join the military because I have asthma

oof

no its good

if the draft happens

I love how you said, "I'm not too cringe" then I said something cringey.

yup

I am cringe

ice castle

when i told my grandpa i was going into the military all he said was "at least someone in this family got balls"

lol

then he threw a beer at me

HA

sounds correct

then we went fishing

now that is redneck

yes

i have a tactical beer holster

but

16

not 21

and?

ILLEGAL

youre an illegal

jk

there is one small law

It's not illegal if you don't get caught...

100%

it is legal to drink on private property at 14 with parental consent