4th of july is a little crazy up here

isn't that like... ILLEGAL?

no

dont answer that

very legal

any

anyway

you'd prolly be good as special forces

sniper and ordinance

you just tie a bunch of fireworks together facing opposite ways and run

okay

its not that illegal

not illegal at all

I'm joking my man

anyway

the next best thing is tanerite and gunpowder

yeah special forces seems best

maybe

that seems a bit too adventurous though

i was looking at para rescue jumper

i already jump outa planes for fun

I mean if I was drafted I'd join the coast guard because I do not like adventure

that sounds good

maybe paratrooper

airborne

alaska is nothing but adventure and redneck engineering

you live in alaska?

where

yes

I might move to juneau in the future

rip

thats like 10 years away

hope ya like rain, rain, rain, dead fish, more rain, and bears

I love rain

seriously

i lived in southeast for 4 months

it raind 3 out of 4 months non stop

I'm guessing you live in fairbanks

wow

nah

wasilla my guy