Ladies and gentlemen

As a dead man

I am proud to say I have casted 100,000 votes in favor of Biden

God bless this country

Just because you were born in Mongolia 568 years ago doesn’t mean you should be exempt from the US political system

Forever wishing I was a mongol goat herder

No worries

Just goat

Horse

And the mountains

Women :/

She was still in my middle school when that happened

I can confirm the abortion but idk about the train getting ran on her

Gen Z will fight so much for abortions that they will slowly wipe out their blood line because no male will want to have a child with you

My bad

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What

So when will we build a Spanish church over them?

That’s why real people listen to incoherent sounds like Pink Floyd 😎

A bit

You tube be like: “Hmmm yes we should allow basically porn but this guy said fuck one too many times so his entire channel gets deleted”

I mean Metallica is almost 40 years old and they’re still going strong so

But other than that there’s nothing else

Fair point

YES

WAP
Warm
Apple
Pie

My granny got WAP 😀👍

Then Elvia yoinked rock and blues from the Blacks

Elvis^

Head over to faith and religion to feel better

In theory, kids can watch it

I’m not sure if it’s age restricted but if they have their parents YouTube or whatever they could watch WAP

Yes 😀👍

Fair point

It leaves nothing to the imagination so

Sorry if this is a bit NSFW but I was accidentally exposed to porn at a young age while doing some homework

It’s 9:33 and I took at nap from 9:30am to 3:00pm

Well we were doing some homework on a spider of our choice and I chose the Black Widow. While on images I randomly found porn of Black widow from Marvel on there. That’s the first time I saw porn of any type

Pain

Yeah so

Was trying to look at spider bites and instead got an eye full of tiddy at a young age

Come again?

Can you repeat that?

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Reddit :/

This is why returning to a Hunter-gatherer society is the best move for all of humanity

Monke

You shouldn’t

Half of it is just TW// on stuff like food or very very weird porn

Man what

Geckos can walk on walls and that’s pretty epic and they look cool. I saw one and he looked like a Edward

Hmm yes the Spicy Doritos Shit fart chalupa supreme is a normal meal that anyone would eat, not just stoners

All the Californians are moving into Arizona and it sucks

Good thing is that the real estate prices are going up so when we sell our house we’ll be millionaires

As it should be

POGGERS

That’s pretty Pog

Ew

You’re European?

I mean the generals were amazing, it’s kinda a shame that they had to fight for slavery

All depends on electoral college

I heard that the south begged him to fight

I feel like Lee thought they could’ve won in the early stages so that’s why he joined the South

I mean that’s why the “Don’t tread on me” flag is a thing

Means the same thing as Dixie flag but kinda watered down

Yes it’s the snake flag

A states right to what?

It kinda was

The poor whites wanted slavery so they could feel better in some way

Well not EVERYONE but a good portion

And besides after the Gettysburg address and Lincoln’s second inaugurations speech, the main focus was slavery at that point

Well not just slavery but it was one of the biggest issues

Economically, the North was better off without slavery cause they had enough immigrants to do menial tasks and after Uncle Tom’s Cabin and all the backlash from the Fugitive slave laws so they already had some resentment to slavery

Well it gets tricky there because with the Dred Scott decision, it basically said “slavery is legal everywhere” because they are properly and federal government can’t restrict property

It’s not the only cause but it’s the root cause

I mean I guess and the unorganized Mexican territories were also a cause

Yeah so

Yeah fair enough

I mean hell people are saying Poggers is racist

It’s all how you look at it

It’s kinda new and small

I have no clue

Yeah

“Blacks are oppressed”

“Police brutality is real and a huge problem”

Denying rights and privileges to people based on race, religion, etc

Here’s another funny joke

“4chan is a dangerous place full of domestic terrorists and right wing extremists”

So

What about

Chinese food?

I haven’t been on 4chan but from what I’ve seen it’s just a bunch of older 20 year olds who like video games and have stupid stories to tell

Chinese food

4chan be like

Libertarianist?

If I can guess

Girls never existed

If they did exist how come I’ve never seen one

🧐

Explain that one liberals