“You didn’t really come here to fight, did you? <lick>”

Tim took his beanie off? He looks different without it

Smooth operator?

Want to pull something down before you have a plan about what to put in it place?
Bad idea unless you making a firebreak

But hey, the mongols had a good run of that for at least six centuries

Stupid goths vandals and franks got all roman on our asses...

And as they were themselves getting all Greek in each other’s asses... can I go back to flintknapping?

I might consider teaching my grandkids metalwork and calligraphy

Ooh, it is. Worthwhile just as a hobby even if you never use it for anything else

I popped over to Lyon for a few months on a contract once, guys outside my hotel were replacing tram lines. I’d take of suit, have dinner and a beer, and go fuck about with them till nine or ten

They were deep welding steel girders over a square foot in diameter

For the rails

My French is pretty bad, btw, but it’s amazing how much you can communicate with a beer or six, a task in hand, a smile, and occasionally a slap upside the head when other language breaks down

No comprehendo senor. I have special needs. My leg got subsumed my a militant feminist one year, and my mental state has been shaky since then

Who me? Dunno.
Paranoid euphoria might work

Finally a target rich environment!!!

Collateral damage just means anyone I don’t know who doesn’t bug out

You do realise I am somewhat trolling I hope....

Or.... have I been surrounded by post modernists? Help!!
Send me LSD.

It won’t help really but I will enjoy it

Okay, come over and run it in

Sunni gummi?!?

Maximum furry pseudo paedo!

Seals?

They kinda furry

Nothing more fun than joining a Seal Club

Chick, navel lint, nco... count me in

Pet seal bonus

Weasel-beavers bad though. Many centuries to make those extinct

Yup. Old news that, entitled little Foch

One of my ex girlfriends about 3 decades ago got a two year nasa scholarship.
Then she finished it it, came home, and killed her self

I was... upset and surprised

@Shadows you are entitled to suck air until you try stop me from doing so, is where the line comes down ... everything else gets negotiated

And just before you guys get any weird ideas, I have not at any time in the past, now , nor in the future have intent to dwell in Alaska or Texas

Commie scum there afraid of a few small nukes. Pussies!

Sorry for you. I was and will be again, just different battles. And I’m struggling to ID the target.

You don’t know (or want to know) what happens in their bedroom every night..

Just be accepting. Some people are different

Or sterile so someone else does the breeding, lash;)

Ups and downs to being a cuckoo

Cooked or raw?

With chilli, all children are useful

A new(ish) thing

https://youtu.be/V-iPGFHlahk

I have been admiring three things over the last few months.

The excellent operational tactics (or battlefield strategy) used by the gillets

Exactly the way I would deploy impetuous light infantry

The excellent way the French police have (mostly) deployed as disciplined heavy infantry

And thirdly, the way any and all media spin this for their own ends.

Professionally, I’m impressed on all three of those axis

Apologising is good, if you know what you did wrong, don’t plan to do it again, and can deliver it to the target in person. Otherwise it’s meaningless

@Lash-Games A foot fetishist?

And at swanky @Salacious Swanky Cat ... I think you mean “no one is going to do anything with my kids I wouldn’t do myself”

I don’t think equating foot fetish podophiles to religious extremism is fair

I often get a foot rub from numerous parties without having to address a deity

That thing my wife does with frozen peas though... the inquisition would have me for heresy AND blasphemy very quickly

Clearly more money to be had from sharing other body parts than faces

Shaving

Oops

Pens USA? Bit of a commute for me

!dank

@Lash-Games Go watch “Norsemen” on Netflix

Come back and comment when you have cleaned trousers. It was seriously funny self mockery

@Deleted User Who needs a mind? My cancerous and cirrhotic liver serves better than most peoples cortex does, so I’ll work with that

My genetic code doesn’t have the blueprints for doing milk;(

I could have them installed via state grants, it true lash

Most women I engage with seem to have perfectly acceptable working parts.

Not sure I buy that. Last time I tried it, it involved getting my wife pregnant and then getting slapped

OTOH, I’m sure vending machines in japan can help

My last set of whale-scented teenager underwear came from one of those

There were two prices: used and unused

Face-off?

Remake!!!

Bought them? No, you fool, I went out and stole some which were in use at the time!!

Tried and tested, no kids from those ones!!

More later. I have some stuff to post, but not sure which igloo can handle it

Yes, but...cgi. Used to be “no pics it’s not real”

Now it’s “pics and it it looks like my 15” dick”

I don’t know what’s wrong with hairy legged lentil eaters.

I’ve always found them most agreeable in the sack

And way keen to deal with the results when I stop penetrating them in the wrong office

Orrifice

But that too

@BubblyNoodle boomer with cable?

Pretty much. My main objection is my spouse broadcasting her pheromones everywhere. She’s even starting to stop wearing the burka or making sandwiches

I don’t want her being attractive. Might give her ideas

Yeah, I know those sports. So... tentacle porn, general manga, or that German shit?

Huge. Until robot wars gets bigger view counts than ESPN

Obey the berserker - he has more intimate time with hairy bits than most of us

5% more trustworthy than news @Shadows

As are most diseases of poverty reone!

Hey shadows... I grew up in Africa.. AIDS ain’t a gay thing

Unless that two year old was gay..

@Your_Hirsute_Friend yup, some good, some bad, why?

Describe said PMC and I can probably give an opinion @Your_Hirsute_Friend

I only did seven years, but my stepdad was in that biz since ‘65

Generally fine then

@Your_Hirsute_Friend PM me if you need more, but generally I wouldn’t class it as high risk

No, you a bit confused @Deleted User

If you are under 16 (as you do legit sound lash) I would happily introduce you to my highly scary 15 year old daughter