I genuinely thing Dwarf Horse sized dogs aren't supposed to exist

and they will never really know their own strength

Yeah

Tank is taller than most people on his back legs

and it's his favorite way of giving "kisses" is to rear up, put his paws on your shoulders and lick on your nose

Tanks the goodest boi

shame he's 6 now

that's like 60 for a great dane

i found grey hairs in his coat the other month

Also the size comes with health problems

they're too big for their hearts to pump blood around their body

so they go arthritic early

another joy of owning a dog that big

when you go to the vet?

they charge by weight

Tank weighs about what I did in my teens.

oh oh

here's a cute one

he's scared of thunder

but he's too big to fit under the bed

so like

when it storms he'll just stick his head under the bed because that's all that fits

he fluctuates between60-65 kilo

or you just use metric by default tbh

American is a state of mind.

No that works.

If you're usingmetric for science I can overlook your day to day use of the old way

If I get a dog again

I want one as lazy as I am

Kind of dog that just wants ear scritches while I watch netflix.

I might get a bull mastiff

so...

they put out a fire?

Is battery acid flammable?

I'll take your word

ok

so like

battery acid itself isn't flammable

but it emits a flammable gas

yeah

hah

know what?

Irish Wolfhound

Uh....

I was tested as a child

but I was too young to remember the results

and I... don't care enough to ask mum and dad?

I believe everyone has "their autism thing"

Regardless of autism

and being "cringe" is just having the courage to let people know what your autism thing is

and to answer your question, Star Wars is my autism thing

I know

Obsession?

hah

HAAAH

punch in autistic obsession and google autofills to "... with trains"

I thik as a consequence of having autism, something that to a normal mind is just "that thing I like" gets given the autistic skillset treatment.

Because you know what autistic people are like.

They're like encyclopedias.

They retain information like fuck.

Yeah I have easy lyric recall too.

Maybe I am an autist?

I used to do stimming as a child but I kind of grew out of it except for cracking my knuckles.

My favorite was pulling on my bottom lip

Then letting it bounce back and hit my top lip

so it made this popping sound

drove my mother crazy

I also... I had long hair when I was young because my parents let me, and I used to touch it a lot

my hair was neve knotted or tangles because my fingers constantly moving through it were keeping it "close enough" to brushed.

oh

and I'd headbang

because I liked feeling the weight of my hair move

you don't understand though

as a 12 hear old, my hair rested in the small of my back

Dad never cared because "mmmmm fuck yeah heavy metal rules"

And mum liked braiding

mum never did the beads

she used to do this thing she called the "Iriquois warrior"

which was probably super racist

but I'd oftenjust have one thin braid on the side of my head and tucked behind my ear.

uh

picture like

connor kenways hair in Assassins Creed 3

but long

...er

he was the second.... third best assassin

ugh

when I punch "connor kenway hair" into google I just get his post-warpath haircut

when he storms off to kill Charles Lee

found it

https://media4.giphy.com/media/14uYBVrnISuGK4/giphy.gif

See how he has the braid on the left side of his head

my mother used to do that to me and she called it "iriquois warrior"

Connor Kenway was such a badass

George Washington: I am your **Commander In Chief**

Connor: You have lost every battle you have fought.

A lot of people didn't like connor

but until black flag came out he was my second favorite assassin

I will admit his voice actor does sound bored, but they probably only cast him because he could speak Native languages.

I'm looking past the actor and into the character.

pick yo apples

Last minute shit is contextual

there's a difference between waking up to a blowjob and waking up to your house on fire. Objectively.