Footy

Tf is the footy

Football game

Actually football or soccer

Soccer

Actual

Football, NRL rules

Dads stepdad is staring at his feet in the midle of the yard, because he's the kind of dude who spends a lot of time in his own head

Tf is NRL

National Rugby League?

Something in tank switches from "chill out" to "playtime"

yes

so Tank bounds over to dads stepdad

jumps up into his face

I've not paid attention to the Tank story one bit because Footy got me distracted.

and essentially headbutts him

Oh no

we all hear this loud *SNAP*

and Terrance falls like a sack of bricks

so we run over to help him up

Who is Terrnace

blood is pouring out of this dudes nose

Tank had broken his fucking nose thinking it was playtime

😂 the police called me while I was sleeping and now I feel bad for kinda ghosting them

Terrance is my dad's stepdad

Omfg

Poor terrance

Hahaha

Funny thing about Terrance

Is he okay???

if you give Trevor in GTA V the handlebar moustache and the mullet?

he looks just like Terrance

Except Terrance has white hair

Big dogs make me nervous

I mean

they should

It's not their fault

I genuinely thing Dwarf Horse sized dogs aren't supposed to exist

GMOs

and they will never really know their own strength

It's their owners' fault that they fucking jump on you as soon as you get inside the house

Big dogs are actually big sweeties but they're just, in the WAY