I've not paid attention to the Tank story one bit because Footy got me distracted.

and essentially headbutts him

Oh no

we all hear this loud *SNAP*

and Terrance falls like a sack of bricks

so we run over to help him up

Who is Terrnace

blood is pouring out of this dudes nose

Tank had broken his fucking nose thinking it was playtime

😂 the police called me while I was sleeping and now I feel bad for kinda ghosting them

Terrance is my dad's stepdad

Omfg

Poor terrance

Hahaha

Funny thing about Terrance

Is he okay???

if you give Trevor in GTA V the handlebar moustache and the mullet?

he looks just like Terrance

Except Terrance has white hair

Big dogs make me nervous

I mean

they should

It's not their fault

I genuinely thing Dwarf Horse sized dogs aren't supposed to exist

GMOs

and they will never really know their own strength

It's their owners' fault that they fucking jump on you as soon as you get inside the house

Big dogs are actually big sweeties but they're just, in the WAY

And I don't wanna get knocked down

Yeah

Tank is taller than most people on his back legs

Jesus christ why

That's.. too boig

and it's his favorite way of giving "kisses" is to rear up, put his paws on your shoulders and lick on your nose

Maybe humans are too small, Milo.

Tanks the goodest boi

shame he's 6 now

that's like 60 for a great dane

i found grey hairs in his coat the other month

@Mrs. Claus IM TOO SMALL

Aw.