I'm not atting, but ruger I just remembered wax paper exists

I'm fucking retarded

I got recommended that video so much for a couple months it started creeping me out

the fuck are you trying to say, youtube

why the fuck are you on discord if you're in the Bahamas

Careful, those things did in the good animal guy

don't stick your dick in that

there we go, thanks

wonder if his boy will grow up to be like him. World could use another of his sort.

@VioletRae.mua I posted a picture earlier of a trampoline in the powerlines from the same storm down in WA

defense my ass, go enjoy yourself

you're waiting on dinner and you're so fucking over the bahamas experience that you're shitposting on discord instead of taking it in

how the fuck

@BubbleButt he wants yer dick

oh fuck is it friday

god you scared me

'least I can make edgy jokes without going to jail

what in america or canada?

laying traps takes time unless you want to get snapped

it's pretty obvious when someone is trying to get rid of them

rat genocide is always a good topic

I'm tired of fishing the dead ones out of the walls

@Chaveca rats spread disease, gnaw copper and present a fire and health hazard, rats are bad news

doesn't fit, jews are probably allergic to copper or something

I honestly can't complain

any of you got a list of spooky shit like king tut's trumpets?

In a readin' mood

aww you fucker

been like 7 years

raped by a woman, what

@MiTHMoN so hold the fuck up did a woman overpower you or did she just make your dick hard so you went with it

ok

@Andrew_Lastname boric acid in a mound, poke a hole in the middle and put some sugar in it. Alternatively if your home is dry, use diatomaceous earth. Very effective for stemming cockroaches without bug bombing.

Also works on carpet beetles

@Andrew_Lastname cockroaches will get very very fucking bad and bug bombs are rarely effective in destroying the population entirely, the sugar acid/DTE method kills females as they plump up and works better, use bug bombs afterward

Just telling you man, it becomes a fucking nightmare

It could be that your neighbors spread them to you.

If you SEE cockroaches are are many many fucking more you don't

LEAD ME TO THE LAND

@Andrew_Lastname don't let the cockroaches bite

god the ocean scares the fuck out of me

@heatherman plate tectonics, disasters and what lurks in the cold cold depths moreso

not jellyfish

I did

Hey man, we've all got something

I respect the ocean far too fucking much to go on a fucking boat again

no sir

does that steam your broccoli

that get you goin

hendo, race and class

pretty good taste

Hendo dwarf, my only non-dwarf is my druid

hunter and monk are the only two I give a haypenny fuck to gear since BFA though

WoW in this case.

then some critter comes lumbering out of it

what the fuck

Shit like that makes me glad I dropped out of college.

cozy little farm

Hey if you've got a family then I 100% understand the "fuck I have to keep working" drive

I assumed that was included in family

@Hime-Sama cough heroin addictions cough cough

yeah

when I was going through puberty my mom thought it'd be a grand party game to read my internet history to my birthday party and the other parents were so disturbed by my habits that they didn't let any of them sleep over as originally intended

My mom was a bartender for 40 years she keeps shit painfully real

12ish and fucking everything

I was a curious little fuck back then

my mom once won an argument over who got to sit on rocks at the pier for the blessing of the fleet by slamming down the line "At least I've got both my tits." to a breast cancer survivor.

god I wish

take it easy

america, probably

they're like 50 cents a pop, why go stingy, buy a barrel

the dollar menu is a dollar fifty, fucking anarchy

@soup dad is a tshirt meal boiling food in a tshirt or something, I'm having a hard time picturing the fuck you're talking about

oh it's a person

If you want to look into your ancestry the sites are pretty good for getting old church records these days

church records, marriage certs and stuff, definitely do it if you're curious

Really cool to read about your folks

<@304954206299750402> lurk two years, you still won't have a fucking clue what's going on but you'll know how to not get banned outright. Expect the occasional kick though.

on second thought maybe slow mode isn't a bad thing

stop

it came back

jesus

what's the deal with fortnite, why is it cocaine for preteens? Where the fuck did that come from

no he's got the invite link on his clipboard

@Deleted User After loosing a hundred some odd pounds I actually feel warmer

I did fix my blood pressure issues according to the doctor so you might be onto something @Deleted User

not worth it though

fuck salad

whiskers get some longjohns

you're cold with longjohns? It must be fucking sub zero

33, that's not too bad

wind chill probably makes it a hell of a lot worse though

<@304954206299750402> get drunk and lay in the snow, 10/10 works every time

<@304954206299750402> don't fucking do that you'll die and I don't know if you're retarded enough to actually do it

<@304954206299750402> oh well then to heat up you could just take a bottle of paracetamol and wash it down with a glass of vodka

it's like watching metal gear solid plot on discord

Jim if you've got a free afternoon start acting all shifty and nervous, make a day of it

walk fast and stiff

@Tea shotgun