Oh fuck I didn't know he has gout, dammit don't make me feel bad for DPS

Dude gout is horseshit, I've got it too

I'm not fat like I was but the gout doesn't go away

You can fix fat, you can't fix gout.

is yoghurt an insult or comment this slang is alien to me

where the fuck did that meme come from and why is it a meme

I don't understand why it got popular

It takes a hardy fucking depression to enjoy that level of grinding

It's like halfway to wurm online levels of grind though, wurm online has literal geriatrics playing and totally jazzed that anything takes 8 years to do

favelas are those shanty towns, right?

you already have the dystopian cyberpunk future so many long for

The fuck is a PFP

ah, thanks

@sweatercowsandsass a black man who doesn't "fight the power"

wew

I said the magic word

who can sew, make some armbands.

yes.

@Dimorac yes it is

yeah it's pretty heinous

It makes me sick to think of the poor kid suffering because his mom flipped a bitch for no reason

state enforced homosexuality

@Tea weebs are being gassed and armbanded

@AWildKettle

every time I see that picture I'm not prepared

imagine scheduling jerkoff sessions

I want to drink with that guy, I want to know what the life of a man who schedules beating off is like

fuckin' wild

Jacking off isn't a chore sometimes you end up jacking off on accident

it's just something to do

@Hammond_of_Texas I've never been called a wise man

@sweatercowsandsass I'm married and I still find occasion to jack off

I don't remember the last time I even bought batteries

on what

fuck that, drive a beater from craigslist

payments for a car when you could just get one for 500 clams and a half empty bottle of jack

come on now

imposteas

oh god poirot, that theme song meant bed time

I STILL get sleepy if I hear the poirot theme come on and I actually enjoy poirot now

I thought drifting was the default state for quads

It's really not hard

just poke thing into thing, the only thing I'd say to look up is thermal paste

mayonaise

@leon http://www.logicalincrements.com

just build a whole new one and keep this one as a back up. Two is one, one is none.

if you're replacing most of the parts why keep any

then yes

what's the source image for the hahaa emote, my eyes are too shit to make it out

I see the smiling vision of weird al in the white and nerdy video, I can't see shit

dog fingers, like chicken fingers but made out of hotdogs

would it work

@FabCommieDoge how'd you fuck up enough to get gulag'd

oh

what does the gulag do, no emotes or something

that's a pisser

are you quoting the harry potter gmod video

you might have seen trashy but have you seen "wind storm blew neighbor's trampoline into the power lines" trashy

@Hime-Sama do you want to build bridges with the estranged father or fucking ruin him

then literally fucking anything

He'd probably be jazzed you didn't turn out like her or something

I've never been upset about getting one of those platters of summer sausage and cheese and whatnot

if you're hurting for stocking stuffer type things, that might be a good addition. Don't know if that's tradition outside the US though

yeah, then just load up on snacks and shit, maybe get him a coffee mug or something so he doesn't feel bad once the food is gone or he might save one of the rolls of meat long past expiration just to have something you gave him

I've got a fucking lot of experience with broken homes and broken people, by all means DM me if you ever need advice

if you bake make something yourself

@Hime-Sama be really fucking careful with the wine if this is your first time seeing them in a while

@Hime-Sama make plans to do something not just on christmas then, that'd be the biggest gift I'd wager

I just mean in general, not this month

build a proper bridge, not a christmas bridge if that makes a fucking lick of sense

beats paying for winter tires.

christ, I didn't get anything for anyone

I fucked it

I've got a case of jameson fifths I save for emergency gifts but half my family are alcoholics so that's fucked

is that a euphemism or do you mean actual socks

"Here auntie, a bottle of Jameson." "Uncle, here's a pair of fucking socks, suck my dick and balls, deal with it"

Shit there's the real idea, I'll just tell my wife to go gift shopping

I probably don't need to fuck with it

nothing

we don't give each other shit

what DO you buy for your wive on christmas, we've gone like five years without doing anything, how do I break that silence @Egg

You're the one that gave me the thought

let's hear it

well let's hear the 16 year old's advice, virgins and the indian fuckbook and whatnot

@Egg well take it from a jaded ol' fuck, that's not true. Eventually just thinking about someone enough to heave something on them is a gift, something that doesn't cause more problems for them is the best gift

@sweatercowsandsass now he knows you know and he's going to get you something else

RIP ps4

probably

I'd watch a fight right now

@Crawfoot welcome to adulthood

I'm a dad, I can sport all the dead memes I want, call the cops

I can still hear that fucker's quotes in my head

it wasn't even as good as morrowind, why do I remember oblivion so well

paper straw, excuse me

like cardboard?

yeah but how does it not fall apart into the drink

it's paper

paper and water are why a lot of men can't say they're a 0 on the kinsey scale anymore, I'm just trying to wrap my head around this titanic form of paper

plastic

Or styrofoam