fuck up

I am, yes

good.

I take it fuck up is eurospeak for "hello"

You know it's time for

god what I wouldn't do for him to come cleanse my kitchen right now

Is it full of (((dirt)))

im jew so ill pass

it's full of *urban* mold on the cieling

had enough with the holocaust and whitey holocaust

I fuckin hate mold

preaching to the choir man

My last house had such a problem with it I had to make the place smell like auschwitz to get rid of it

you get rid of the black mold and red mold decides to live rent free in your shower

it's a never-ending war

The final solution to the mold problem

The brown mold destroys property values, as well

I've seen yellow, red and black mold what's brown mold

what goddamn neighborhood has brown mold

oh wait

okay

it's just a variant of black mold

wait it's not a joke

you seem to think i meant something else

yeah

I got fucked by the mold charge by my uni house, we forgot to take photos to prove the mold was there at the start

Oh fuck I learned that lesson hard too

mold charge rofl

Where the fuck has no mold

Rich white neighborhoods

I live in WA but my god a house with no mold would it even be a house?

I forgot to renew my mold loiscence

My house is probably structurally 50% mold

i havent got mold

im not rich

Yeah cause you dumb yanks make your houses outta fuckin wood

Western Australia doesn't have a friendly climate to mold

I'll take mold over spiders tho

buddy my house is built on a faultline that once every 500 years ruptures some of the largest earthquakes the earth produces, if it wasn't wood it would fall down

we don't have a goddamn choice

every 500 years?