AbsoluteMooreon
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Who is watching the midterms? It's red wave time bois <:YEET:437238618608762900>
This is some interesting spam ive walked in on
The emojis are just painful to look at, dear god
This is what hell looks like, consider it a preview
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If you can't beat em ๐
Roads are gay, letting loads of men use them every day
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Don't give em ideas
@โฐโโ ๐๐โี๐ ี โโ๐ถ โโโฎ woah there <:buddy:446512751829975040> that's pretty edgy
Do you cut your grass with all that edge?
Grass is for upper class niggas
Oof
Ew is that windows xp?
Lets pretend for a second i am
I was just sayin what the graphics reminded me of
Why not both
Dont dis crayola mate
All the cool kids are doing it <:heil:445315385340723211>
Same
@Kriley74 dunno what you are on about pfft
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A warning to all gamers, this is why we need to rise up <:1488:437238776729960459>
I remember when people used to share those copypastas unironically, dark times
Thank god all the emojis are gone, that was cancer
Can i post porn if it's actually a petting dog meme? ๐ค
Im just gonna post it in <#418492743547879427>
Stan lee is actually an anagram for stan eel and the oldest eel was 155 when it passed died so stan lee is actually in hiding just to fuck with people until sjw culture completely takes over and it is safe for him to truly come out as an eel
The coffee machine here at work is broken and i am waiting for the bus to go home and sleep, i have about 30 quid on me of anyone wants to come assassinate me
Todd howard talking about stan lee's connection to pokemon is too much
Isn't mixing universes just the movie version of multiculturalism
It has been a pretty eventful week and we are only 2 days in
I mean i think it's been wild in the uk ever since 1066
Thighs are better than ass and tits, it's scientific fact, thanks for listening
Thighs are my religion, don't @ me
Nigga you keep that up imma suck yo dick
Nice
I feel like <#418492743547879427> exists for a reason
I like pet pics tho
Pet pics are literally life fuel, they keep me goin
@Octavia sup
Also noticed that the pics of animals have stopped, why is that?
@Killercorpse SAME
It's only 5:11 am
@get_zelfed_123 it's 5:16am here and i can't sleep till 7am so feel lucky
Yer dad sells avon and yer mum teaches gender studies
Hang on can irish people get taller than 5'5? @Killercorpse
One of my grandfathers was ss and the other was british artillery, that's always awkward to say
I can trace my ancestry back to pirates so i dont give a fuck tbh
Not just any pirate tho
Pirate morgan
Pfft, blackbeard doesn't have a rum named after him i don't think
My stepdad is currently an officer in the raf @Killercorpse
Landmines are fucking nasty, especially IEDs in the middle east used as improvs
@MohiClan doesn't stop em being used
@MohiClan making laws for war is just like a mutual agreement between countries, degenerate countries don't have to stick to it
If you wanna hear a brutal war injury i know one my great granddad suffered, bear in mind he is still alive today in his 90s
@MohiClan yes but anti infantry landmines are something our armed forces still have to deal with on patrols
Basically okay my great grandfather got shot in the back in ww2 i think, it went through his back and into his elbow, travelled all the way through his forearm and out his hand. They stitched him back together roughly so all his insides aren't 100% where they should be, because of this he has had cancer 5 times that im aware of
Yep
With alzheimers unfortunately
He's very manic
He likes to dress up and have a laugh
I have more stories tho, like the time he ordered a prostitute to mow his lawn
Honestly, he was an absolute legend
But has she beaten cancer 5 times?
Yeah, i regret not spending enough time with my nan when she had cancer
Yeah can relate, she didnt want anyone to worry.
Ofc, i find old people 50+ nowadays are fucking tough folk
Old people nowadays are tough because they survived stuff like wars on home soil, gen z are just gonna keel over in a breeze when they get to that age
I think any person alive today who made it through the blitz deserves a mad lads
People were so healthy and mentally stable during the blitz it's honestly impressive, just kinda shows how soft we have gotten
Thats kinda fucked up but im also impressed
I think we talk too much about axis attrocities and it's raising a generation that don't know the dangers of the left wing
I mean the rape of berlin
Also it's all good to say the nazis were bad but we really should be looking at why it happened, the people were desperate
If the treaty never happened tho hitler would of had a much weaker argument
Don't get me wrong hitler was a very smart man and a powerful speaker but glorifying him is kinda spergy
Yup
When a man named "fardedandcamed" says "hitler was thanos" i really start to question the internet
He was vegetarian not vegan
@Killercorpse kinda like chancellor palpatine
@SC77 that was ages ago
I have several times by antifa lmao
Antifa definitely know what a nazi is lol
Ive had death threats, they never follow through when i tell them to, antifa are pussies
Mine is 7 miles away rip, cometimes i cycle it
Ooo i just remembered an encounter i had with antifa
@Clebe heard of but not beyond that
Im saving up for a motorbike, gonna have to get something like a honda tho
I would get one if it were road legal
Sex is kinda gay, i mean there is a penis involved. That is why lesbian sex is the only straight sex
I think its 650 xr
@Killercorpse have you ever gotten to ride a ducati?
Sexy ass sports bike to ride man
Ive heard there were special exceptions to the age rule btw
Yeah, a mod has to give it the ok p much
Just from what ive heard
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